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Nerd

Really sexy kids who play video games that are badass.
Nerds are those hott kids that don't know that they are.
by memyselfandx100 December 20, 2009
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Nerd

Nerd: (n)

1. An insult used to imply that someone is weak, unsociable, or weird

2. A person who spends chunks of their lives playing WOW or Halo

3. Someone who is very intelligent and is envied by his/her peers because of his/her superior grades

4. A delicious and crunchy candy that comes in a cute little box
Wimp: *struggling to lift 40 lbs.*
Jock: "Wow what a nerd"

Nerd: "ZOMG, i ttly pwnd ths kid on WOW last nite"
Normal Person: "Why are you talking like that? Nerd."

Smart Person: "Yay! I just got a 99 on my calculus test!"
Jealous Weenie: "Because you're a nerd!" *fist bumbs other jealous weenie*

Lucky Kid: "I have nerds, does anyone want some?"
Everybody: "ME!!!"
by vball1346 May 24, 2010
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Nerd

The people who get teased and run out of parties in grade school. Eventually they grow up and settle for running the world.
"Nerds" are disproportionately successful and include: Barack Obama, Steve Jobs, Jamie Dimon, Bill Clinton, and even Ron Artest among others.
by Role_Reversal_101 May 17, 2009
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Nerd

Nerd, like any other slang word, has many meanings. Some say a Nerd is just anyone who isn't socially skilled. Mainly though, nerds are intellectuals who place their hobbies, usually but not necessarily computers (other types of nerds include Sci-fi nerds, RPG nerds.. These can cross over with computer nerds. See geek). This does NOT mean they jack off to wired magazine, and it DEFINITELY doesn't mean they are usually gay 'out of necessity'. Nerds can be seen as generally more intelligent than 'normal' people, but this only makes up for their lack of 'social skills'. Actually, nerds do have 'lives' with high-paid jobs and communities of nerds, but aren't good at socialising with people who aren't other nerds.
Examples of nerd types:

Computer Nerd
Comic Book Nerd
RPG Nerd
Linux Nerd
Maths Nerd
Trekkie (Or a general Sci-Fi Nerd)

See Geek, practically the same meaning, different spelling and pronunciation.
by Your worst nightmare October 15, 2006
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Nerd

A person who help's you with your homework
Damn my homework is hard. I need a Nerd
by Trogdor October 15, 2006
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Nerd

A little girl by the name of Genesis. She has crazy hair and likes to trick ppl with text messages
That nerd tricked me
by Boomdoom December 6, 2017
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Nerd

A smart and hard-working teenager. Once they graduate from their adolescence, they are no longer considered nerds but instead people who have made something of themselves through hard work and determination.
A: Zach is such a nerd! I saw him with a Python Programming book today at Study Hall.

B: Good for him!

A: Gah.
by Keyboarder April 14, 2014
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