Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

hot neptune

A sex move. You insert cannabis oil into your rectum and wait until it gets you high. Next, you fart the remaining oil out onto your partner's face or into their mouth.

"Dude, my ladyfriend gave me a Hot Neptune last night!"
"That's disgusting, why are you telling me this?"

by Smaff Petress August 26, 2021

Neptune's Trident

When a woman is laying naked on her stomach, you put your thumb in her ass, 2 fingers in her vagina, and your pinky massages her clitorus.

I went over to my woman's house, and gave her the ole Neptune's Trident until she blacked out.

by Blade_Slasher June 30, 2021

Neptune Naughty

Doing the cosmic naughty, typically when two people are into space cosplay

We did the Neptune naughty last night, it was out of this world

by Naughtycosmo March 20, 2023

Neptune

Ariana Grande's favorite planet

Neptune is pertty, other planets are cancelled.

by sweetener snatched my wig June 4, 2018

neptune..official

a really cool mutual of mine! she’s super nice and a cool Kaede kinnie! they deserve the world, I love them sm <33

neptune..official is one of the best mutuals ever!

by anonymous July 21, 2021

Neptune

A fucking idiot that has no friends

Person one-Hey neptune do you have friends?
Neptune-what are friends the fuck?

by Neptunei6940 December 24, 2021