neptunephobia

you have a big fear of the planet neptune.

“hey, the planet neptune rlly scares me.”
“*gasp* you have neptunephobia!”

by CHAINSAWMASK September 21, 2021

Neptune

A fucking idiot that has no friends

Person one-Hey neptune do you have friends?
Neptune-what are friends the fuck?

by Neptunei6940 December 24, 2021

Neptune

a furry bitch with a nintendo obsession

"neptune is a weird furry bitch who plays cooking mama on her nintendo switch lite"

by fatcocchaver July 15, 2022

Neptunid

A child of The Greek Sea God, Poseidon (Roman: Neptune. Another word for neptunid: poseidid. The neptunids also include Poseidon's countless sea nymph offspring-many of which are unknown).

'The numerous children of Poseidon are called the Neptunids, (ie. Poseidids)-many of which are also unknown and they aren't to be confused with the nereids, which are children of Nereus.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 23, 2022

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

neptune

either a planet called neptune which is usually associated with the sea, or old man jenkins who called himself neptune

the false king neptune was old man jenkins
the planet neptune could not support life as earth could

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Neptune Naughty

Doing the cosmic naughty, typically when two people are into space cosplay

We did the Neptune naughty last night, it was out of this world

by Naughtycosmo March 20, 2023