That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat
by pentozali December 31, 2013
Get the throw a narwhalmug. My buddy just went into the bathroom with her and got a narwhal . She is a stickler for time management.
by Popchris45 April 14, 2019
Get the Narwhalmug. When a person with long hair puts all of it outstretched in front of them, puts a long hair bonnet on, then ties it with multiple hair ties until completely solid. This tied hair cylinder is then inserted into a woman's anus while the tongue of the hair owner licks the woman’s vagina.
“Did you hear what happened to Jessica? She got Narwhalled last night, and she let Micheal of all people do it”
by Random N-Word March 3, 2025
Get the Narwhalmug. You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish
by Samoan whale October 24, 2017
Get the canadian narwhalmug. by femalenhancement November 22, 2022
Get the narwhalmug. the savagest being created by the me the savage god. Soon they will destroy the world with their tooth. Because people hunt them.
by Xxthe savage godxX June 4, 2018
Get the Narwhalmug. by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020
Get the Narwhalemug.