numbing gel

n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.

Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.

by Richard Black September 5, 2005

Numb gum

2 give oral sex with cokaine on the end of your penis

I'm gonna give u a numb gum. or. i gave that broad a numbgum

by DJNUMBGUMS August 26, 2006

numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought

Tamir is a numb nut.

by Evan February 20, 2003

numb drunk

Getting so drunk that you go numb.

'Yesterday I got numb drunk'

by Garth August 4, 2004

numb nuts

The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.

I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.

by drgn76 October 14, 2010

numb fart

Is when you fart so hard and loud your butt is literally numb.

Dude, this morning I had the biggest numb fart ever.

by KeNNy132745 April 1, 2008

numb skull

a hangover of epic proportions; usually associated with trying to think logically after a night of heavy boozing with little or no results; also - an idiotic person

When I got to work on Friday morning, I had serious numb skull from boozing the night before. I couldn't accomplish a freakin' thing.

by peter gazinya May 10, 2010