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rule number 5

Show no love. Love will get you killed.
What is rule number 5?
"Show no love, love will get you killed."
by ignorujem December 10, 2022
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number one fuckie

1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").

2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".

That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 14, 2012
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number 3

a flaming, liquid, explosive, makes-you-grab-onto-the-nearest-object-for-support, kind-of-feels-like-a-butthole-abort, butt clenching wet chunky, don’t-let-it-in-your-mouth-or-it’ll-taste-funky, stew, don’t-let-it-brew, horrifying poo poo, sweat-inducing, buttocks-loosening, toilet-bowl-cruising, you-bet-you’re-losing, when-it-drops-toilet-water-plops-and-makes-you-hops-off-the-toilet-before-you-drops-to-the-ground-and-cry, super-soaker. internal-poker, buttcake-muffin, organ-stuffin, leaves-you-huffin-and-puffin, brown-town, makes-you-frown, don’t-let-it-pile-up-or-you’ll-drown, if-you-survive-you-deserve-a-crown-your-insides-have-been-grinder-up-ground, lumpy, chunky and round, don’t-make-a-sound, life-of-death, out-of-breath, mop-it-up, take-a-dump-in-a-cup, snotty, juicy, dum-dum-bubblegum, spraying everywhere, watery diarrhea.
ryah: last week i took a number 3 and i haven’t been able to walk since!
haset: really? last month i had a number 3 and i haven’t felt safe using a bathroom since!
by pissbaby67 June 11, 2021
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Number Neighbor

a trend on twitter where a person has the same exact phone number as you but the last digit is either higher or lower
mike: i’m gonna text my number neighbor, since my number is (231)465-321 their number must be (231)465-322 or (231)465-320

not a real phone number (i think)
by tttrashcannn August 5, 2019
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Comfortably Numb

1. a state of severe alienation and burnout. When the pressures of life and the evils, insanity and corruption of the outside world are too much and you build a mental wall and you shut yourself out from everything and everyone. You just want to retreat by watching TV or listening to music a LOT to take you from your inner pain but your attention span is so minimized you may wind up on the couch looking up at the ceiling and constantly changing TV channels with the remote. Certain scenes or sounds may bring up painful emotions and make you cry. So you try to quench the pain by smoking, drinking or doing dope.

2. a song from the 1979 Pink Floyd classic double album "The Wall" where the alienated and overburdened rock musician Pink (no, not the real life female pop singer!) is found " comfortably numb" watching the tube and is given "a little pin prick" of horse to "get going for the show". The lyrics (written by bassist Roger Waters) describe in great detail this condition of mental/emotional illness. Dave Gilmour gives a fierce guitar workout and Nick Mason slams an electric drum as the tune fades out. Richard Wright's synthesizers are augmented by an orchestra.
1. Daniel is dog tired after working 12-hour shifts all during the week, and rotating shift schedules every week on top of that. He just sits on his couch and polishes off the Riunite and tokes while watching 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from. In the meantime he has scenes from his life flashing back in his head. He has become comfortably numb.

2. "Comfortably Numb" is a major highlight of a Pink Floyd concert.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 5, 2009
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numb

1. Not able to feel.
2. What alchohol and drugs do to you to prevent pain.
Since I drank so much alchohol that night, I ran into a truck and didn't feel a thing!
by gwiinlgleirn May 24, 2005
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Mantastic Number

A song in a musical in which the singers are all male and the song is of a high manful quality; usually involves singing about objectifying women and/or fighting.
The song "Dames" from the Musical "42nd Street" is my favorite mantastic number.
by Captain Silver April 1, 2006
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