narcotic

1. (narrow-sense) An opiate, such as heroin, morphine, codeine, etc.

2. (broad-sense) A powerful mind-altering substance, usually illegal (tho not necessarily, see DXM, an over-the-counter narcotic, and hillbilly heroin, Ritalin, Vicodin, etc. which are legally prescribed).

1. Opiates are classic narcotics.

2. <Drug Warrior> Look at all those newfangled narcotics going around! The country's goin' to hell in a handbasket.

by D0pem@n June 17, 2006

Boner Narcolepsy

A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint

We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.

by Frontpagepodcast May 19, 2016

Narcotics Anonymous

If you are concidering attending an NA meeting and wonder what it's like, it's probably gonna be not like you expected. Many emphasize the 12 step program NA uses, the sponsor-system and the "higher force" but what makes NA unique is that all of this is voluntary, and the "higher force" is not God or Jesus, but a force within yourself. You don't have to call first, sign a membership or plan anything, you can just show up at the meeting and sit down around a table.

Nobody has to say anything at a meeting, making it an easy starting point for someone who are looking to end their drug problems. What you do is listen, to people who know your drug problem from every aspect because they have experienced it themselves. Some are in a worse place than you are, while others have achieved the things you dream of. Meeting these people in an eviroment where you are equals can be very inspirational and this is why NA often succseed where "the system" fails.

Just get your ass to a meeting and sit down and listen. The shittier you feel walking into narcotics anonymous the better you'll feel coming out. Don't ask me why, but it works.

by The Incredible nerd/junkie February 2, 2010

Narcocracy

A nation or government who's power is undermined by drug cartels or the drug trade.

Some areas of Columbia are run as a narcocracy, outside of any government control.

by l33t.nin.j March 19, 2009

Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

Narcoze

Derived from the word for narcosis.
Also a random band from Brazil.
But mainly known from the graffiti scene.

1. The patient is under narco.. narcu.. oh whatever! NARCOZE!!

2. Person1 "Have you heard of that band Narcoze"? Person2 "Wut"?

3. Narcoze CF!

by Narcoze January 29, 2009

vehicular narcolepsy

chronically falling asleep anytime you're in a moving vehicle

"I'm so tired, but I can't fall asleep. Can you drive me around the block like my mom did when I was a baby, 'cuz I have a serious case of vehicular narcolepsy"

by JenaB March 10, 2008