nerbo

A super duper raging boner (erection) hard enough to break through concrete.

I can see that chick's pussy from under here! I have such a nerbo.

by I like funbags March 12, 2008

Nobody's Perfect

1. What to say when you'll accept anyone, regardless of any strange secrets they may have.

2. The best closing line ever said. It actually WAS perfect.

"You don't understand... I'm a man!"

"Well, nobody's perfect."

by Nobodyinparticular June 6, 2007

Norb

Creature that runs naked through the Savanah. Comes in three different genders.

Wow, did you see that Norb run?

by LVS April 6, 2009

Narbor Day

The national holiday on May 30th supporting people with NARBs (No Apparent Reason Boners) Don't forget to wear sweat pants and narb it up all day.

Guy 1: What the hell? Joeys getting a massive chub through his sweats just by watching an Abe Lincoln documentary.

Guy 2: Bro its Narbor Day!

by Blue Sheep May 6, 2010

nobody ever pays me in gum

something said when a person feels left out of a situation; when a bunch of other people get something and one person is left out; refers to trident layers commercial

John- hey Jill you look awesome today

Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself

Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!

by Ike Antfly October 1, 2010

Mister Nobody

Always manages to do things that make your life harder. Works with Someone Else, but parents refer to Mister Nobody more often.

"Oh, so I suppose Mister Nobody ate the last cookie!"

by Gary April 24, 2005

Norbert

The true meaning of the word Badass. One true badass mofo.

That norbert, hes such a badass. Not even Jaime can outdo him.

by Quan h December 14, 2008