noob-spasm

the act of a noob having a mini-seizure due to its inability to comprehend what is happening around it. This can happen because there is either an athority figure around that is telling the noob what to do, or it may just be getting pwned too hard by the noobius eradicus

noobious eradicus:
-"Oh my god i was pwning the other team single-handedly the other day, and one of them had a noob-spasm! hahaha!"

by PGAtour09pwnt December 9, 2008

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Noobalie

A girl with the name Natalie who is a noob.

Noobalie, go away.

by vballgirl100100 April 9, 2011

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u r the noob

Used to point out when one has failed or is making choices that someone inexperienced with the activity would make.

John: Dude! I just accidentally deleted my entire college résumé!

Kevin: LOLOLOL. U R THE NOOB.

by Roy Grey November 5, 2009

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Noob Combo

A powerful weapon combo in the hit Xbox game, Halo 2. To perform it, a player finds a Plasma Pistol and Battle Rifle, takes them, charges the Plasma Pistol and fires off a shot at the opponent, instantly making the target lose their shield. Then the player needs only to switch to the Battle Rifle and fire off one shot to the head (or two shots to the body) to get an instant kill on the target.

It is widely used in maps like Colossus and Beaver Creek. Do not judge the combo by its widely-used name, however. It takes skill to some extent to aim the Battle Rifle in the right spot.

Player 1: How did you get 40 kills, Player 2?

Player 2: Noob combo, biyatch.

by Mehro March 25, 2005

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