Nharkook

1.) A person who feels the need to let everyone know that they're under the influence of alcahol or drugs.

2.) A person who does little drugs at a time but acts as if they did a lot of drugs.

Nharkook - "Dude, I just smoked so much fucking kush I'm so lit"

Person- "Wow, he's totally acting like a nharkook right now."

by MaurkAssBitch November 18, 2016

Nvarda

She is a strong and stubborn girl who won't let others take advantage of her. She knows what is right and wrong, and is honest and blunt. She has a kind heart, and won't let people hurt her friends - she will fight for what is right and isn't afraid of anything. Her anger does not come out often, but when it does, it is righteous and ferocious. She is amazing, beautiful and smart, with bright eyes and pretty hair. But inside, she has many insecurities that she doesn't tell to many. She has many thoughts and ideas as well as sadness hidden away behind her smile. Although she has so much beauty, she doesn't see the true extent of it herself, and puts herself down. Very down to earth. The best friend everyone wants. If you are a Nvarda, love yourself, because we love you too! :)

Person 1: Nvarda is so pretty and nice, but when I tell her she doesn't believe me.
Person 2: Yeah, same. She's so down to earth, I want to be like her!

by j.w245 May 31, 2020

Nard gobbler

someone who is an absolute nerd in every way.

Wow, Zach is such a nard gobbler.

by OG Nard Gobbler March 22, 2022

NARDRAG

A quarter-pounder stuffed with pointy lego pieces. A very painful burger to eat and swallow. May tear mouth or esophagus.

Customer: Wassup brah? Get me a NARDRAG.
Minimum-Wage Employee: What the hell is that?
Customer: Nevermind man, get me a frappajappajooza.

by the me monster July 5, 2022

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

Nard Plant

A hard core nut flop in the water. Only done by extreme professionals. Effects of the NARD PLANT can result in death, autism, or testicular cancer. Have extreme care while planting your VICIOUS NARD, because it could harm others.

Kyle performed a gnarly Nard Plant at the pool.

by pichael_mollos July 6, 2017

Nard-Dogged

When you plop your balls on a girls forehead, as described by Lance from Free Radio.
Or, when Andy from The Office does something he thinks is awesome. - plopping his balls on angelas forehead

Andy whips out his balls and plops them on Angela's forehead---"You just got Nard-Dogged"
Andy makes a funny joke or punches someone in the balls---"You just got Nard-Dogged"

by J-BLAZE54 April 3, 2009