Myrthe

Someone who smells like a German Sex Dungeon.

Ew did you smell a Myrthe when we walked passed Fabi's house?

by Notmadeupbykai July 5, 2017

Myrte

Myrte is the sweetest girl u can meet. She will always have ur back when u need it. She also looks cute and populair. She is always open to a nice talk. And when u are feeling sad she can make u happy in no time. U want to keep myrte close because your not going to regret it.

Damn who is that sweet good looking girl? That is Myrte

by Kabouter wesley October 17, 2019

Myrtled

1. To be ripped off or cheated.

2. When nothing goes your way.

3. Being stood up.

Comes from the English word, "Myrtle Beach", a place that causes nothing but aggrevation.

see also fucked, screwed, shafted.

Ex.1 After realizing that your scheduled booty call was not going to show up, you got myrtled.

Ex.2 We were supposed to have a tee time at noon, but the course myrtled us.

Ex.3 That taxi driver tried to myrtle us on the price, so I told him to get the heck outta here.

by Russ Cersosimo May 15, 2007

murtle

A cross between a monkey and a turtle

OMG!!! A Murtle!! How Cute!!!

by HSV2C December 21, 2004

MrTlexify

Big ass fore head cod zombies god and tombstone love

MrTlexify is a god at zombies with big ass forehead and best cod meme maker

by sLiM Sloth February 27, 2019

Myrthe

A beautiful and kind girl. She respects everyone and everything. A big fan of One Direction and especially Harry Styles. She loves to help people and talk with them.

She’s truly amazing

That girl myrthe is so kind and helpful

by Marthaaaaxoxo October 18, 2019

Mirtle

The most awkward, fuck-up, weirdo, child molesting, pedophile in the history of ever. Being called a mirtle is both an insult and a privilege

"Did you hear about that girl who got raped by her dad?"
"Yea, that dad is such a mirtle"

by Certified Sack October 13, 2011