Crush my head between your thighs

Please

Please crush my head between your thighs

by Bobbyicelemon January 30, 2022

To My Head

To consume a measure of an intoxicating drug all by oneself.

I smoked a bowl to my head. I took the bottle to my head.

by XAQARIA March 26, 2011

i want someone to put a bullet through my head

i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself

Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol

by bunny_adipshit November 19, 2021

Gun To My Head

When you get insulted in any way, or when you just fail at things.

EXAMPLE 1:
Erin: Jordan can't see cause the yellow car cause he has widescreen eyes!
Jordan: Gun To My Head!

EXAMPLE 2:
Tanner: Jordan, you let a girl beat you in soccer conditioning?
Jordan: Gun To My Head!

by beanieblowfish November 28, 2010

want my head

this means someone wants to kill you

damn dude, the police want my head. fuck em, i gotta get outta here before they get me.

by novamoons September 9, 2020

eating my head

A figure of speech used to describe when a situation or an event or a person is hypothetically completely consuming you, such as an especially disturbing and chaotic Presidential administration, including the whole grisly post-Presidential aftermath.

It all began in the early stages of the Shyster in Chief’s presidential stint when I began to compulsively submit my words and phrases to Urban Dictionary, that I felt that the simple publication of my sometimes immature and rage-filled humor-rants was a momentary unguent to the preoccupying and sometimes nearly intolerable distress that was eating my head.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2023

hop on my head

1. used when someone has no knowledge of something

2. when someone is being annoying

wow you don't know what that means just hop on my head!

stop being annoying and hop on my head!

by fairnshanenfjxmse June 29, 2016