misconfused

a state of being misguided and confused both at the same time.

John was misconfused about the new payscale at work.

by blacklung April 13, 2009

Misconscrewed

Messed up
Not a real word but is used by women on basketball wives, they think they are smart for saying it too.

Jackie: y'all got this totally misconscrewed
Draya(thinking) man, that girl got some good vocab!

by notanninja99 November 29, 2011

Miscombobulated

Being is a state where misinformation is confusing your ability to reason. Miscombobulated.

Nick had so much information going through his head his speech was miscombobulated.

by nnidiffer December 24, 2012

PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought)

A period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued

OMG, having a massive PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) after telling Jackie that I'd be interested in having No Strings Attached (NSA) sex with her - does she now think I'm not interested in her? Does she think I'm a player and this is my style? Should I clarify on our date tonight? Are we even on for tonight? Why won't she respond on BB IM? Why won't she answer my calls now? How do I make it right? Arghhh!!!

by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2010

mascot

Someone who dickrides a person, place, or thing for no apparent reason.

Girls who defend Chris Brown after he beat up Rihanna are some Chris Breezy mascots. Someone who's wearing a California sweatshirt even though they grew up in New York, thats A Cali mascot. Someone who thinks Lil Wayne is the best rapper of all time,You's a damn MASCOT and you need to check out some old school hip hop, you f'n simpleton!!!!

by TheBx41 September 17, 2012

Mascot body

A man or woman's body type where they have big hips and thighs, and a large, dumpy ass, like an animal mascot for a sports team. Sometimes their head can appear too small for their body, given their huge bottom section.

I'm sure you've seen people like this. They look like a person in a Yogi Bear suit, or a team mascot, because the bottom half of their body is too big, compared to their head.

"That woman in the Accounting Department has a Mascot Body."

by mftmark November 20, 2009

moscow steamer

When you take a steamed bagel and shove it up your asshole later to be consumed through the butthole by a consenting partner.

I got fucked up last night and had a Moscow steamer with these 3 dimes.

by Dmanz345 April 21, 2019