say mums

A statement used to replace a term such as "Swear to God" to really put the point across that you're telling the God honest truth. If it's obviously a lie and someone claims "mums", their mum is thought to die.

Person 1: Did you transfer me the money?
Person 2: Yeah bro of course
Person 1: Say mums
Person 2: Mums cuz

by sheskimo October 19, 2020

ya mum

answer to almost anything

you're a dickhead
ya mum's a dickhead

why didn't you go to skool yesterday?
Because of ya mum

by taylor March 11, 2004

Nathans Mum

Dirty Crack whore who i fucked repeatedly while nathan sat in the cupboard stroking his cock while thinking about stelios

I just fucked Nathans Mum while nathan sat in the cupboard stroking his cock while thinking about stelios

by Theguywhofuckednathansmum May 2, 2010

Morgz Mum

Sucks dick. SUB2WILLNE. jill is a nonce. SUB2WILLNE. hahahaha fuck you jill. SUB2WILLNE

Morgz Mum is a gay

by Brooklyn Wyatt’s Mum January 17, 2019

Mums Brain

This orginated somewhere in Melbourne, Australia and is used to make people believe in what you are saying . its basically the same as 'mums life'

Person 1 : Did you actually drop 50pt in that basketball game"
Person2 : Mums brain I did

by Nigga off that henny June 21, 2021

Kailen's Mum

Hot af

Kailen's Mum is hot af

by GaymobeeMan March 4, 2021

Morgz mum

Morgz mum is a big nonce and scrans meal worms as it is the only thing she can afford. You should unsubscribe from her and sub2willne

Person 1: Who is that
Person 2: Thats the old hag, Morgz mum

by TopShagger69420 September 6, 2020