mullet

Common hair follical arrangement in that of shortened trimmed hair in the front and long and loose in the back. Commonly worn by beings with no more than 2 teeth and no less that 12 brothers and sisters. Common food for these creatures is HogWallops, Feline Fettucini and Redman Full Leaf Chewing Tobacky.

"Hey... to hell with all you... Camaro's are cool."

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

mullet

All business in the front, and a party in the back

"Hundreds of 3 year old girls were raped by large men in tank tops with mullets."

by Goast February 23, 2003

mullet

A short form of the expression, blind mullet.

There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

mullet

Common name for any of the following haircuts: camro cut, beaver paddle, 10/90 cut, the joe dirt, and many others. It is an identifying trademark of the redneck lifestyle.

Dude, that guy had a mullet 5 feeet long!

by Rusty S. January 31, 2004

mullet

it looks like a rats nest

"tell your barber your sick of looking like an asshole"-wesley willis

by maggot June 17, 2004

mullet

Fo' shizzle! Check out that Camar-drivin' trailerpark trash at www.mulletsgalore.com.

by Mullet Man #1 April 23, 2003

mullet

Mississippi Mudslide. Commonly seen by people driving camaro's made in the 80's.

by Anonymous February 14, 2003