Mormon

A group of brainwashed individuals who have an intelligence lower than retardation and are trained from birth to brainwash everyone around them. They do not understand normal social interaction.

He's a mormon? Didn't they prove mormons have a lower social intelligence than autistic people?

by SperanzaHope January 22, 2015

Mormon

Someone who takes part in the satanic cult of the Later Day Saints. The men typically have 3-5 wives, and the women have no other purpose in life but to cook and clean.

I heard that mormons are basically Muslims that know how to fly planes away from tall structures.

by Joe E Salads May 6, 2018

Mormon

Brainwashed cultists who think they're Christians but they're not.

"Hey dude, you know Sally? She's a Mormon!"

by cocksucker999 May 9, 2019

Mormon

The word you never want to hear out of your girlfriend's parents mouths

"So I wanted to get down with this girl, but turned out she was MORMON!"

by SavageGoatGod May 2, 2019

Mormon

Mormon is a sexual orientation describing those under the spectrum who are not only straighter than a boner but also fall in love with those of high intellect and stunning beauty.

Kayanna: Guys Keeveun just came out as a mormon.
Keeveun: Damn right I did.

by Laughpanther July 6, 2020

Mormon

A religion that is par of Christianity. Most Christians say that they are not related, which is pretty true. The people are very mean and the book has racism,homophobia and sexism. They are called a cult by Atheists and Christians alike and Mormons don't drink tea or coffee. The religion is mostly located in Utah, as most of the locations made by Joseph Smith are made up.

Person 1: Aye, wanna go to Utah?
Me: Nah fam, it's full of Mormons.
Person 1: Why? It's a great place?
Me: Most of the people are snowbirds too, and Mormonism is a cult.

by aesthetic stars July 8, 2019

Mormon

Religious white people who mostly live in Utah. The modern Mormons don’t drink alcohol or have sex before marriage, and if you go deep within Utah, you can even find those mental people who do polygamy.

Mormon: I got married to my wife, her cousin, my wife’s mother, our daughter, and our neighbors daughter—now I’m hoping to find a new wife in this app called Tinder.
Bob: Geez Joe!

by HerberttheCrab June 18, 2018