moonachie

an incredibly small, rather peaceful town with about zero shops and not much to do at all. everything in moonachie is either a factory or some kind of industry.

tom: I live in Moonachie, NJ
maria: where?
tom: moonachie, you know that place next to little ferry..
maria: nope.. i have no idea what you're talking about

by m00fin March 2, 2011

Mooching off

A freeloader who loaths around scabbing money (& other stuff) off every one.

Ken - Let me borrow some money off you
Kris - No bugger off.. all you do is mooch off me.

Ken - I'm thirsty, give me some of your drink.
Kris - No! stop mooching off me you dirty hobo! Get a job you slacker!

by Mr. Matar October 19, 2006

mönch

Eating the most ass as possible in a single serving

Me:I finna mönch that ass tonight.
Female:sounds litty

by Ass muncher 6969 September 4, 2018

Moochmate

A Moochmate is an individual, male or female, that is welcomed into a group living situation with others, but is unable to pay rent or contribute to the group’s general living expenses. The Moochmate attempts to offset their inability to pay for rent and other expenses by providing services which can include, but not be limited to cleaning, laundry, dishes, dog watching, fruit picking and occasionally, assisting others with bathing, showering and washing their hair. However, the Moochmate is eventually asked to leave because of their drain on the wallets of the others. Moochmates typically will find another rooming situation where they can continue to mooch. But in some instances, the Moochmate must return home to a parental dwelling. In those instances, the Moochmate is often required by the parent to repay the most recent roommates of the Moochmate with cash after being required to get a job.

Leslie and Tanna welcomed Donna into their apartment as a new roommate. However, after about 3 months, they realized that Donna was not a roommate, but rather a Moochmate and they asked her to leave.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014

Monchi

Common name of a playa who'll leave you without saying a word. Also known as
"hustla", this individual is particularly good in bed and has vast experience he'll never admit he does, which is why all of his exs still chase him.
Hard to catch, impossible to keep, the biggest mistake you can make is introducing him to your best friend, who of course, is going to wanna nail him.

dayum nigguh, you is a monchi

by Livarachi May 18, 2008

moochbaggery

An unwelcome pattern of unabashed, blatant freeloading behavior, especially when the offender has had ample opportunity to provide for him/herself.

I really wish he'd remember to buy his own goddamn beer when he goes to the store; his moochbaggery every weekend is putting a dent on my budget.

by HylianTom October 17, 2008

moochifest

The act of using others and taking their possessions to fulfill one's own needs, but instead of calling it what it is ("theft") one attributes the new acquisition to one's ability to control metaphysical forces which redistribute goods. Most commonly used to describe dirty hippies "manifesting" marijuana or food.

"That damn, dirty hippy was complaining how he was out of herb, and low and behold, when he started rifling around in strangers' bags at the music festival, he managed to moochifest some smoke without paying for it!"

"That damn, dirty hippy had no money for food since he had no job, so he found a potluck and showed up empty-handed to moochifest a meal."

by guava c May 24, 2009