moobs

man breastesess. boy requires bra. jiggly jimmy.

Jimmyson has moobs I'll never have.

by teresa April 10, 2003

MOOBS

shortly, man-boobs. tits on fat guys. jiggly stuff on tha dudes.

check out your dad's moobs!

wiliam has huge moobs. that's because he eats babies. baby-fat is not healthy.

by doodie brothaz July 14, 2006

Moob

A term used to describe a n00b with the name "Mott", "Matt" or other versions of the name.

Mike: omg mott.. don't be such a moob.
or
Jess: you are a moob!
or
Mott: I hate mike so that makes me a MOOB!!!11!one!1

by Mike and Jess March 01, 2006

Moob

a Moob is a saggy funbag of an overweight man, the man genualy gets bullied for have breasts or gets told he has 'Chicken Boobs'

Man + Boob = Moob
Moob + OverweightMan = Bullied

wow, gibby did you see his moobs? they were like to mountians slapped across his breastly chest.

Lindsay walked up to gemma and said: hahaha, your such a man, look at those chicken boobs on you brufaa< chebs or what?

by the moob mister :D August 05, 2012

moobs

the abbreviation of "moo boobs" ie. a cow's udder.

"look at the moobs on that heffer" or "the farmer's got his hands all over her moobs"

by buxom monkey & big moo October 23, 2002

Moob

A moob is the opposite of a boom. When someone says something that they think is awesome or great but no one else likes it...or when someone lets you down, say in a softball game by popping up to the pitcher, that is a definite moob... Or if a firework or something loud is supposed to go off and people are waiting to yell BOOOOOOOM and its a dud..Moob....these examples are followed by a subtle Moob so that person realizes how sucky there action was.

- Hey man that chick is hot as hell, id bang her.(she is clearly a whale)

-......Moob.

by PtcClown August 11, 2011

moobs

The words man and boobs fused together. The unusually large amounts of fat stored on the upper chest of a man. Also called a man bosom. Especially disgusting if the male is wearing a very tight shirt and you can see his man titties. It is very humorous when they jiggle around like jelly. Usually seen in overweight people, but can also belong to more average people

Random Chick: Look at the moobs on Vartan!
Me: Wow! He's like an F-cup!
Vartan: Where does one buy bras?
Everyone: Up your ass and around the corner!

by Guy Bravado April 26, 2015