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Son of a monkey fucker

1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.

2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.

3. Comeback; Witty retort
John: Fuck you, fatass!

Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!

John: . . .
by MorsMortis March 7, 2010
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Chase money fuck bitches

Go after money, disregard the opposite gender (or anyone in your way)
Lukas:” Dang she kinda fine I’m make her mine”
Me:” Shes a cheater. She will make you broker than broke. Work for your money. Chase money fuck bitches
by xcorruptedprophetx February 11, 2021
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monkey fucked

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.
You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.
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Monkey fucked

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!
by Heatoshun October 24, 2017
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Monkey Fucker

An idiotic person, or somebody you do not like.
by Attalina March 18, 2009
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MONKEY FUCKER

A person that partakes in Lewd Sexual conduct with Primates ot the Ape and Monkey Families.

Someone born in Nashville.
Pat Kelner is a Monkey Fucker
by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003
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monkey fucker

did u hear about jenna? yeah that monkey fucker slept with half of the basketball team
by aryan prince March 21, 2005
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