monk-monk

Slang for vagina

DAYUM, Christie needs to shave that monk-monk!

by Lanirova October 17, 2008

Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.

Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'

by pringleslid March 25, 2004

Monke

An internet meme where a monkey is portrayed usually with the phrase "return to monke"

Reject humanity, return to monke

by 1212121217 December 29, 2020

Monke

Reject humanity, return to monke

I am a monke

by Woodtaker December 23, 2020

Monked

Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged

Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.

"I had 40 shotties last night. I was monked."

by Goodfoot April 9, 2004

monk

David Raschke.

"Quiet, monk."

by JohnnyPoopooPants June 10, 2003

Monk

A mystical creature that eats a mixture of flab and monkeys and smokes beer and drinks alcohol

"Oh look its a monk lets smoke beer with him!"

by Monkey Flab March 20, 2017