Moisturizing

The act of using a ziplock bag, to pipe ones own cum into ass hole. This usually leads to being depressed, or having a lack luster life.

Hey Jaydon want to Game tonight? No Johnny Ive been moisturizing! Kinda feel like being a soggy pillow tonight.

by MoistUncle August 17, 2021

moisturiser

girls who wouldnt hav a fuken clue how to judge the size of a penis because they hav never even touched or seen 1.

stop trying to make up things u no nothing about.

by a guy who knows wat hes talking bout August 15, 2003

Mexican Moisturizer

When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.

Last night Fernandez gave Emily some Mexican Moisturizer!

by Leeza Gibbons January 14, 2009

Moisturize

After being jacked off by a girl, to rub your penis all over the girls body and ejaculating all over her too....

Dude...i moisturized that bitch...

by .mG July 20, 2006

moisturiser

diks who think they r cool cause they have started to go out HALF WAY THRU 6TH FORM yeeah real cool,most ppl start maybe at the latest 4th form.

diks,try hards,cock teases all in all huge faggots

by unkown September 3, 2003

Moisturizer

A mans seman covered all over your face and commonly used by whore or sluts

I loved his moisturizer all over my face

by Smashgirl May 30, 2017

Moisturebate

When you stick your dick in the tube hole of a moisturizer and use it to beat off. Then you give it to your sister as a christmas present and tell her it was made with love.

''So Johnny, what did you get your sister for christmas?''
''I mader her a moisturebate.''
''OH YOU SICK SON OF A--''

by Det var en gång en fågel April 19, 2016