mississippi mud mohawk

when you squeeze out a turd in a line on a girls head like a mohawk

i was giving shari a tea bag and decided to give her a mississippi mud mohawk asswell.

by Mike Huntisitchin December 14, 2008

mohawked psycho

a person who is liable to pulling many a stephens

Damn!... this milk is good fool! said the mohawked psycho.

by Geoffrey mohawk July 30, 2008

crack mohawk

Brianna the coolest person alive; a term she randomly shouts out that makes jack laugh

Jack: "Yah that movie was cool."
Brianna: "CRACK MOHAWK"

by jacksta May 1, 2008

Chicken Head Mohawk

A short hair person that gel's and combs his center part of his head to give the impression of a Mohawk. But really gives him the look of a chicken head.

Not even a full Mohawk. The dumbest looking mess of hair. On the same level as a mullet.

Why do soccer players like wearing that stupid chicken head mohawk look?

by skidrowchuck July 3, 2010

House Fly Mohawk

When you're banging your chick, take your balls and put one in each of her eye sockets then throw your dick right down the middle of her head.

Ever show your girl the house fly mohawk

by punkisdead83 February 8, 2010

mohawk-penis connection

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.

Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.

by hai_bai March 7, 2011

Middle Eastern Mohawk

The pubic hair that grows in between your balls and bum hole.

The ladies like to caress my Middle Eastern Mohawk

by Frankenstein’s Dongle June 27, 2019