mom

my mommy loves me :)

hi mom :)

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Mom

The person who got fucked to have you

My mom got fucked to make me.

by Thedeckofcards October 18, 2016

mom

the abbreviation for "Made of Money"

Jason: "Mom can i have $20?"
Mother: "No! What do you think I am? Made of money?!"
Jason: "Isn't that what M.O.M. stands for?"

by dancr4ever December 9, 2013

Mom

Adult female who doesn't understand Urban Dictionary

Mom: "Can you buy an Urban Dictionary at Barnes and Noble?"

by AClair September 5, 2015

Mom

A person you love with all your heart, but then want to choke to death 5 minutes later.

Merry Christmas Mom

by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg December 5, 2018

mom

wow flipped
upside down

flip wow it says mom

by bri-an May 12, 2008

mom

a bitch who cleans and cooks

now thats a mom right there.

by dave smitherson October 21, 2010