texas mickey

Canadian term for mythical - to outsiders anyway - 3 litre (101 oz) glass liquor bottle available at liquor stores in Canada. Contains vodka, rum, or best of all, Canadian rye whiskey. The comically oversized nature of a texas mickey makes it a perfect party showpiece, which is more or less the main reason such bottles exist. for an equal amount of money, more alcohol could be had by buying two 60 oz bottles, but that wouldn't be half as awesome, would it? Pouring from a texas mickey is not very practical so the bottle is usually supplied with a small pump to go on top. Nobody throws out a texas mickey after they're done with it - it goes on display for at least a little while so that when you hold your next party, you can point at it and say "last week we drained that thing in a night, eh?" Also, there are no texas mickeys in Texas...despite the name, the origin of the term is 100% Canadian.

Mike: So how was the party last night?

Dave: Dude, it was totally sweet. We got a texas mickey and split it between us. We got sooooo tanked.

by bikehorn2 May 5, 2006

Mickey Johnson

v. The act of slipping someone a mickey with the intention of later slipping them the johnson. Also "to pull a Mickey Johnson".

n. Alias for known and succesful perpetrators of clandestine mickey/johnson slippings.

guy 1: How does that dude ever get laid?

guy 2: He's got a bunch a roofies and he's always pullin' a Mickey Johnson at parties.

by highgourmet August 20, 2009

mickey mouse job

a job or task done in a piss poor manner, usually done in terrible timing and completed in a simpleton like fashion.

Mom: I hired this masonry company to lay a brick wall, the wall collapsed on day 2 after completion. What a fucking mickey mouse job!

by bchc2003 October 15, 2017

Mickey Mouse Followers

A term used for Celebrities who are the biggest frauds and have fake followers that shouldn’t count because those followers aren’t real.

I’m literally shaking. I was walking on the streets when suddenly Fraudison gae came and shot my dog When I asked why she said it’s because she only has Mickey Mouse followers and want real followers. Shame on you Fraudison

by edskufhskg February 3, 2021

Mickey Mouse Reseller

little kid that makes $5 profit on a pair of shoes and likes to eat hot Cheetos in the morning. Also likes to lick the bottom of his foot

Hey man this kid is a Mickey Mouse Reseller

by ERESAW March 15, 2021

mikey small

A lil body lookin white boi with no jumper

I saw a mikey small at the gym he was some rubbish

by Hdbeve ssnjebdvddv January 3, 2017

Miskeen

An arabic word, meaning poor or pathetic.

"What a miskeen child."
"Wow, did you see what Mike Litoris was wearing? He's so miskeen."

by LebTillTheEnd May 2, 2010