sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016

Les Miserables

Se mataron a Palestina Libre.

Linda Sarsour, "Solo uso hijab para que no sea otra mujer blanca de Nueva York", es la primera de morir.

Los primeros en morir son los que quieren "racializar" Europa del Sur (Palestīnā, India).

Ellos no saben nada sobre la cultura americana; ellos son fraudes y agentes extranjeros trabajando para Palestina Libre y India. Su bot Gemini me dió que El FBI, Census, Mainstream media, y Smithsonian no son correctos, y hay que escuchar solo a Palestina Libre.

En Les Miserables, se mataron a Palestina Libre.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 22, 2024

Miserable

Someone who is always bothered so they go out their way to bother others and starting drama.

She texted me trying to start stuff. She so miserable.

by LalalaBitchhh April 26, 2023

Miserably comfortable

Being comfortable in your own misery, whether is your mental state, your house, room, and life.

A person who is miserable but is comfortable with it.

-I know it’s a shit hole but it’s my shit hole.

-I’m miserable but I’m miserably comfortable.

by 2 pump May 6, 2021

Miserating

Something that makes you miserable

“That sounds so miserating to do

by Ask.ashlee November 5, 2023

Miserable Failure

The 2011 Boston Red Sox

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!

by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021

Feet Miser

Calling someone the “Feet Miser” indicates they are rather smelly. Or that they adore feet

“Damn did you know Aj is a Feet Miser?”
“Yeah man, he likes feet cause they stink like him”

by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023