facebook minion

creepy facebook stalkers who comment on every status update, picture, post, ect

STATUS UPDATE EXAMPLE
<user 1> : I am havin the worst day "eva"
<user 2>: whats wrong
SHOW ALL 362819378128 POSTS
<user 362819378129> smile gorggggg i wuv u

(user 1-362819378129 are facebook minions)

by sTiA July 19, 2009

prity minion

A Idle that plays fortnite & roblox and one of joshuaisminecraft minions

dude hold up im prity minion

by totally not bananathighs April 25, 2020

scabby minion

meaning ur dirty for doin somink rank !

stop skeeting on me u scabby minion !!!

by cloda May 21, 2006

Minion sex

When you want to have sexual intercourse with a Midget with glasses

Me: Hello sexlady
Midget: Hey hotman
Me: want to have minion sex?
Midget: My name jeff, ofcourse

by Minionsexer August 5, 2019

Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.

"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."

by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022

a minion exit

a place that short people go to calm down

the short kid left to a minion exit

by big poopy boi March 21, 2023

Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.

Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."

by Jman030303 June 15, 2019