MING

(noun) An neologistic acronymisation of 'Mega Intense Nerd Geek'

MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.

They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.

Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.

NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...

A: Wow, that guy knows everything!

B: Of course he does- that's the class MING.

by Mr BlueSockEater February 27, 2010

minging

Something that is very disgusting(1) or someone who is very, very drunk(2)

(1) the puke on that cash machine is Minging

(2)he was so minging last night

by Bubbles October 3, 2003

minging

someone who is unattractive and well, ugly

Is Katie's boyfriend fit?
no! he is totally minging!

by $cha-ching$ September 15, 2003

Minge

A hat

A hat or commonly known as a beanie

“I love your minge Stacie “
“ thank you kilie brown minge is my favourite one “

by Random123456762 December 30, 2021

minging

sunday morning breath after 10 pints a kebab and a hooker!!!

pass the toothpaste me breath is minging

by mr.r.sole August 22, 2003

minge

the shaggy or tufty hair around the vagina. The hair that is not shaven and is untidy.

Simon eats his Mothers minge for money to buy glasses so that teachers like him.

by Simon

by Simon Lawrence August 12, 2005

Ming

A person who has a girlfriend but is still horny/desperate for other chicks.

Yo man, have you heard about Tommy? He's such a Ming - he has a girlfriend of 4 years but he's still creeping on Jenny.

Stop Minging - you have a girlfriend.

by USC27 March 5, 2013