Chris: Hey there dyl what are you drinking
DB#47: Melbourne Bitter
Chris: *wipes mouth clean after vomiting* You dirty cunt.
DB#47: Melbourne Bitter
Chris: *wipes mouth clean after vomiting* You dirty cunt.
by Chris O'Connell March 27, 2009
Get the Melbourne Bitter mug.A city who thinks it's self above and beyond the rest of Australia.
A city so in love with its own rank smell that it needs to inform non victorians how great it is at every opportunity.
A city where people are either depressed or just insecure.
A town where aggression is the norm due to the high amount of grey dull days.
A city which is in denial about its jealousy of Sydney - take for example the history of the city. For decades the city was an architectural master piece, with grand victorian buildings and coffee palaces to rival paris. Melbourne people couldnt handle this and wanted to be like Sydney - so they knocked down all the was grand and replaced it with Sydneyesque planning. Dalring Habour>Southgate - King St Wharf and the development of Pyrmont>an empty and embarrassed cold docklands and the list goes on.
Melbourne people ALWAYS claim to not care about Sydney yet as soon as the word is mentioned they go on a 10 minute tirade about all that is wrong with Sydney.
The art is not unique and most of it comes from people who have moved to the city from various interstate cities. Melbourne also has claims to the greatest sport in the world Australian Rules. The odd thing about this claim is that the code is not even watched or cared about anywhere north of the Australia.
A city so in love with its own rank smell that it needs to inform non victorians how great it is at every opportunity.
A city where people are either depressed or just insecure.
A town where aggression is the norm due to the high amount of grey dull days.
A city which is in denial about its jealousy of Sydney - take for example the history of the city. For decades the city was an architectural master piece, with grand victorian buildings and coffee palaces to rival paris. Melbourne people couldnt handle this and wanted to be like Sydney - so they knocked down all the was grand and replaced it with Sydneyesque planning. Dalring Habour>Southgate - King St Wharf and the development of Pyrmont>an empty and embarrassed cold docklands and the list goes on.
Melbourne people ALWAYS claim to not care about Sydney yet as soon as the word is mentioned they go on a 10 minute tirade about all that is wrong with Sydney.
The art is not unique and most of it comes from people who have moved to the city from various interstate cities. Melbourne also has claims to the greatest sport in the world Australian Rules. The odd thing about this claim is that the code is not even watched or cared about anywhere north of the Australia.
Sydney Person: wow Melbourne is great and charming - except for the weather..
Melbourne Person: How typical of you stuck up Sydney people always thinking your city is the best when all it is, is a sewer or a backwater filled with people who's only interest is money and house prices. You don't even follow the best game in the world and that's so typically sydney. So what if the habour bridge and opera house are revered internationally..that's all Sydney has going for it..unlike in Melbourne where we have lanes and coffee.
Sydney person: woah settle down i was praising the city!
Melbourne: heh we dont really care about Sydney its always the sydneysiders who start this silly debate
Sydney: woah amazing..
Melbourne Person: How typical of you stuck up Sydney people always thinking your city is the best when all it is, is a sewer or a backwater filled with people who's only interest is money and house prices. You don't even follow the best game in the world and that's so typically sydney. So what if the habour bridge and opera house are revered internationally..that's all Sydney has going for it..unlike in Melbourne where we have lanes and coffee.
Sydney person: woah settle down i was praising the city!
Melbourne: heh we dont really care about Sydney its always the sydneysiders who start this silly debate
Sydney: woah amazing..
by Pedro1975 September 1, 2009
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This AFL team is 💩. They try to get good players but the good players are 💩. They would probably lose to 5 year old tennis players.
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Get the North Melbourne mug.The term given to the feelings of inadequacy found in any member of a small town or second rate city primarily identified by their unfounded hatred and jealousy of the larger more prosperous neighbouring city which is further compounded by the larger cities lack of interest in them.
This severe form of jealousy is primarily caused by the smaller city not having a stock exchange in their own town and causes them to “hate” the city that does.
E.g. Residents of Melbourne are envious of and therefore hate Sydney for its Prosperity, Natural Harbour, Major sporting events and concerts, Concentration of large corporate Head Quarters, Restaurants, The ability to great coffee anywhere as well as the ability of motorists to drive along a road without driving into pedestrians.
Their feelings of inadequacy are further amplified by Sydney not giving a crap about Melbourne.
Ask a Melbournite (especially if you ask a first Semester Uni Student who’s just completed their first Women’s Studies subject and has joined the Socialist Alliance or is a member of GetUp and voted for the Greens) what they think of Sydney and you will hear nothing but a tirade of abuse.
Ask a Sydney resident about Melbourne and they will say “Yeah, heard it’s nice there but I’ve never been” or “went there on business and had to laugh, they see three cars lined up at a red light and complain about the traffic”
This severe form of jealousy is primarily caused by the smaller city not having a stock exchange in their own town and causes them to “hate” the city that does.
E.g. Residents of Melbourne are envious of and therefore hate Sydney for its Prosperity, Natural Harbour, Major sporting events and concerts, Concentration of large corporate Head Quarters, Restaurants, The ability to great coffee anywhere as well as the ability of motorists to drive along a road without driving into pedestrians.
Their feelings of inadequacy are further amplified by Sydney not giving a crap about Melbourne.
Ask a Melbournite (especially if you ask a first Semester Uni Student who’s just completed their first Women’s Studies subject and has joined the Socialist Alliance or is a member of GetUp and voted for the Greens) what they think of Sydney and you will hear nothing but a tirade of abuse.
Ask a Sydney resident about Melbourne and they will say “Yeah, heard it’s nice there but I’ve never been” or “went there on business and had to laugh, they see three cars lined up at a red light and complain about the traffic”
Ask any male waiter with a beard or one of the "I enjoy dressing like a whole" bar wenches what a “pot” is when trying to order a drink and you will automatically be assumed to be a resident of Sydney and receive nothing but attitude.... Welcome to the "Melbourne Sydndrome"
This is also commonly known as the Melbourne Complex or the Vancouver Syndrome for their similarly unfounded hatred of Toronto.
This is also commonly known as the Melbourne Complex or the Vancouver Syndrome for their similarly unfounded hatred of Toronto.
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Get the Melbourne Cup mug.Melbourne Bangers is an type of music played mostly in Melbourne clubs/underground party scene.
It is usually played extremely loud and has extremely loud bass.
It is generally regarded as music for people getting high on heroin/meth and these two mixed usually
creates violent people with the crazy drops and juiced up mentality.
This mix also created a dance known as the juicy wiggle, which is now a common dance performed by
chicks getting high to Melbourne Bangers.
The most well known Melbourne Bangers artist is Will Sparks.
It is usually played extremely loud and has extremely loud bass.
It is generally regarded as music for people getting high on heroin/meth and these two mixed usually
creates violent people with the crazy drops and juiced up mentality.
This mix also created a dance known as the juicy wiggle, which is now a common dance performed by
chicks getting high to Melbourne Bangers.
The most well known Melbourne Bangers artist is Will Sparks.
Dude 1: Hey dude whats the lyrics to that Melbourne Bangers song called Melbourne Sound?
Dude 2:
Melbourne sound we aint fucking around, fuck these radio tracks, see we keep it underground
coz work these days has us feeling like shit, but its all worthwhile when the weekends's like this.
See man im off guard running em up lady lovin, the saturday never sober at carova.
Weekend coming close, coming to an end, where the fuck am i heading? heading to revs.
Its melbourne best scene on the earth, best sound, sluts, drugs and we living it first.
Turn it down, no cunt. you better turn it up. and if they try to turn it off, tell em get fucked
Tuesday can be better and Wednesdays goodbye, Thursday can't wait and Friday's tonight
So fuck work, fuck their mixing of the music, listen to the srop and FUCKING LOSE IT!
Dude 1: oh yeah that's right
Dude 2:
Melbourne sound we aint fucking around, fuck these radio tracks, see we keep it underground
coz work these days has us feeling like shit, but its all worthwhile when the weekends's like this.
See man im off guard running em up lady lovin, the saturday never sober at carova.
Weekend coming close, coming to an end, where the fuck am i heading? heading to revs.
Its melbourne best scene on the earth, best sound, sluts, drugs and we living it first.
Turn it down, no cunt. you better turn it up. and if they try to turn it off, tell em get fucked
Tuesday can be better and Wednesdays goodbye, Thursday can't wait and Friday's tonight
So fuck work, fuck their mixing of the music, listen to the srop and FUCKING LOSE IT!
Dude 1: oh yeah that's right
by lacesflyonline August 31, 2013
Get the Melbourne Bangers mug.a city that can draw a crowd (unlike sydney) to an a-league game. admittedly it does have the worst sport in the world (afl), however us normal melbourners simply use the afl supporters to bag as a passtime. doesn't brag about having a bridge, nor does it have as many morons as sydney.
by aflisaheapofshit December 20, 2008
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