Mikey 

Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy

I wish Mikey loved me

Mikey by Mikeyismybay October 25, 2018

Mikey 

Goof ass nigga.

Yo, I seen Mikey at your girls crib last night. he a goof ass nigga.

Mikey by fulanita786 October 28, 2018

Mikey 

A Asian person often with a small dick and often unloved. He has a very sad life and hates everyone

Look at that mikey over they, what a cunt

Mikey by Insta= the_memers_is_original January 10, 2019

Mikey 

The best he is amazing and loves himself

mikey is awersome

Mikey by ggkkgk March 2, 2019

Mikey 

That one asshole who is always going to borrow your pens but never returns them.

Me - Where the fuck did you put my pens?
Mikey - I forgot them at home. I'll bring them tomorrow

Mikey by @momsbasement March 1, 2019

Mikey 

The man of a man that is incapable of every day actives therefore the large mass

Mikey get your fat ass up

Mikey by Willy man the third October 11, 2019

Mikey 

mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY

"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"

Mikey by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019