Midwestern Penguin

A nickname for a duck

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.

by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015

midgesus

Midgesus is midget Jesus and he made something called the midget army. His companion and second in command arya is his best friend but he has another second in command and his name is Thomas. Btw this was written by midgesus

Midgesus is the holiest person alive

by Midgesus December 27, 2017

Midwest RolePlay

An amazing, realistic FIveM Roleplay Community. Not to be confused with inappropriate BDSM Roleplay or any other type. Midwest RolePlay handles cops vs criminals roleplay.

Also known as: MidwestRP, MWRP, Midwest

Joey A. 7E-1: I'm the development director at Midwest Roleplay!

Mel D. 1A-3: Yeh, but I'm the Assistant Deputy Director, I'm better than you!

Raffi K. 1A-2: HAHA I'm the Deputy Director over at Midwest Roleplay!!!

Abraham L. 1A-1: I'm not even gonna try and fight with this...

by Jerry91917 June 12, 2020

Midwest Waterfall

When a mentally ill man who is in a hospital/psych ward, urinates all over a nurse who is attempting to help him.
Primarily attempted and seen within the Midwest region of the United States of America.

We got a code 205, a patient is attempting a Midwest Waterfall in the ER. Security backup required.

by Ed Flesh January 23, 2022

Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022

Midwestern pink bar snapper

Middle aged bar whore who prays on younger males at the town tavern.

The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.

by Wheresmydad23 February 11, 2023

Midwest Furfest

Midwest Furfest, or MFF, is a furry convention that takes place annually in Rosemont Illinois. its first year of operation was in 2000.

Person 1: Hey, are you going to Midwest Furfest?
Person 2: Yeah, I love MMF! i've been going since 2013. I'm so excited for my second time!

by FlareTheSaberDragon June 20, 2023