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micromental

A topic broached by couples that consumes an inordinate amount of time in arguments. Or a person who is small minded and focuses intensely on minutiae with no basis in fact.
Why are we arguing about this micromental topic?
You are one micromental asshole!
by Mars12321 November 8, 2018
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humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance
I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....
by robswifey90 November 27, 2006
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The Microphone

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.
Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"
by brianxymox January 20, 2012
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micropreneur

A person who assumes the risk of starting and running a business. This person usually maintains a full time or part time job to support personal expenses.
A side hustle.

An event promoter

An online boutique owner

Mary is a micropreneur that works full time at Greatclips during the weekday, while she also owns and operates a full service hair salon on the weekend
by Michele Moore October 29, 2013
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Micropenis

A famous Greek philosopher known for his many theories such as how there are more nipples in the world than humans or how the word mono-syllabic is not mono-syllabic. Pronounced (mi-craw-peh-nis) rather than (mi-cro-pee-nis).
Dude... have you ever thought about how we call a house a home, but a mouse is not a mome.

Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.
by CornwallTCollingsly September 1, 2018
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fart in a microphone

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.
U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.
by the shoegazer October 20, 2010
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Micropenis

Medical term for a small penis. Also description of a man's behaviour that is caused by this ailment
Andrew is behaving like a micropenis.
by ms76 December 31, 2019
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