Mocky Syndrome

A rare condition which was discovered in the late 50's by a white man visiting pakistan. The Mocky species has been known to carry this condition for centuries. It is made up of every disease known to mad resulting in a disturbed hairy individual, who is always tired and coughing. the only known cure comes in the form of Coca-Cola taken twice daily during meal times. sodium chloride and vinigar potato snacks are vital for the condition to be kept under control. Mocky has known to resemble that of a terrorist, who seeked asylum in the UK nearly 20 years ago.

WARNING: He is known to be contageous

Doctor Doctor, ive got a cold
Doctor Doctor, ive got rabies
Doctor Doctor, ive got hey fever
Doctor doctor, ive got a bad back
Doctor Doctor, ive got arthiritis
Doctor Doctor ive got memory loss
Doctor doctor, i forgot all my other conditions, i was cotchin' in PCR

Doctor: Im afraid youve got Mocky Syndrome

by Mocky December 9, 2003

Mickey Slick

a comical word used to describe a place; can denote a positive or negative place depending on the connotation.

"I am ready to bouce out of this mickey slick" Negative

"Me and my girls holding it down in this mickey slick" Positive

by Preludacris July 3, 2003

Milky Shit Charge

When a gentelman ejaculates into the rear of a man/women and the reciever retorts by breaking mind and thus covering the ejaculator with a mixture of his own seed and a little bit of poo if lucky.

MAN1 -"Mate, Just blew my load up this bitch's ass and you'll never guess what she did.

Man2 - "Nah mate, what happened?"

Man1 - "Slut only let rip with with Milky Shit Charge, got in my eyes, hair, every-fucking-where."

by OTHOM June 15, 2009

mucky stuff

Slang for Jiz or Cum

I slung my mucky stuff all over her tits

by Walt D February 3, 2005

Milky Sunshine Face

If or When your pancakes or flapjacks are cooked perfectly with butter on top you should see a milky sunshine face, if not they are not cooked to perfection.

Dan: I made some flapjacks dad!
Dad: Look at the Milky Sunshine Face on that one, they are so perfect!
Dan: Thanks dad
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Steve: Look at your Milky Sunshine face!
Carl: I'm not a flapjack steve.
Steve: I'll still eat you like one...

by Johnny Davison February 15, 2010

mickey style

doing something thats either gay or retarded

Mickey: I'm totally powning newbs right now.

Logan: You're goin Mickey style

by kmart72518 January 21, 2011

mucky slut

A woman who cant get enough cock, without caring whos or where the cock has been before!

A woman who has a loving boyfriend but can't help sleeping with thier best friends and neighbours, or any1 thats willing!

i'm a mucky slut, do you want me?

by trinda May 9, 2007