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Menomonie tugboat

Nautical term for a large, inflatable vessel filled with seamen sitting in a circle, vigorously tugging on the flesh torpedo of the sailor to their starboard side.
The calm waters were interrupted by the intense splashing of the passing Menomonie Tugboat.
by Bosco247 July 6, 2022
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Angry Mermaid

This is a sexual act involving cumming on the insides of a girl ankles. Then proceed to push the feet together until they stick. When this is completed and both feet are stuck together slap her in the face and throw seaweed at her. This should give her the appereance of an angry mermaid
John: Hey man i angry mermaided this bitches ass last night
Gary: No way man! whered you get the seaweed?
John: Your momma gave it to me after I Boned her!
by Goatse King December 18, 2009
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Mermal

A chubby beagle that enjoys kibble omelettes.
My neighbors dog Mia is a mermal.
by K.N. October 2, 2006
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Mermaid

A legendary sea creature having the upper torso of a gorgeous woman and, from waist down, the tail of either:

A. A whale
B. A dolphin
C. A fish
or
D. Any other sea creature.

Mermaid sightings have been popular throughout the centuries. Some time ago in the 1800's, a fisherman reportedly caught sight of some sort of creature in the sea, having the upper torso of a woman with long brown hair and a white tail speckled with black. Around the 1890's, two women drying seaweed on the ocean shore found a childlike female creature naked and playing along the shores. Days later, the child's body was found washed up on shore. She looked to be about four years of age, with pale skin and a developed chest, and what looked to be a salmon's tail from the waist down.

Mermaids have a very seductive nature, and almost always make love with sailors. No one knows they do this, but there is a theory that they are simply attempting to produce more of their species. When turned down on an offer of sex, though, the mermaid will be thrown into a fit of rage and slay the sailor who refused her pleasure.

See: temptress
I don't care what skeptics and scientists say. I believe mermaids exist.
by The Only Believer? December 28, 2005
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mereman

Notrious British game player who is reknowned for killing more of his team than the opposition.
The playzen team lost yet another clan war, but at least mereman didn't tk anyone this time...
by boggits January 10, 2004
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little mermaid

by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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medomalacuphobia

Carl had to go to a clinic becasue of his medomalocuphobia.
by Kitty January 28, 2005
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