Merce

Originated from the phrase "lord have mercy!" when uttered on sight of a beautiful woman, meaning sexually attractive or a girl who is sexy.

1. "Beyonce is so merce!"
2. "check that merce out, I'd love to spaff up her nose"

by Tony Bones April 20, 2005

Meckish

feeling more than hungry; having an appetite

I am so meckish right now, could eat anything.

by Ddg2 September 30, 2016

mercedita

Mercedita is a emotional and sweet person. She is crazy and crazy and crazy full of crazy thoughts. You will love a mercedita. She is sweet that's why ants likes her. She may be quiet sometimes but when you actually know her she is crazy. She likes talking to people and is ready to listen to your problems. Find and catch one of them! They are loyal to you.

Maria mercedita ang pangalan ko

Hey mercedita my darling

by Vengencewilleat June 3, 2019

mercaptan

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.

I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Mercedes Bends

From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.

She Mercedes bends right by that homeless guy.

by Evolved guppy January 13, 2015

Mercedes-Benz

One of the two finest automobile companies in the world. Mercedes and BMW are the ultimate contenders for mass-production high-quality cars. Nobody can fucking step to them.

American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.

by BMW = BLACK MAN'S WISH May 18, 2003

Mercer County Lawnchair

Sitting in a wheelbarrow in a reclining position with the handles touching the ground with beer in hand. - or - a sexual position in which the male folds the female into the shape of a closed lawn chairs.

Zach told me he gave her the Mercer County Lawnchair last night.

by Backwoods bastard May 25, 2016