melvin

A penis that is visable through the pants; the male version of cameltoe.
the guitarist had the biggest melvin
by Yarrow May 28, 2006
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Melvin

Melvin is a man that could face off any challenge, he is a fútbol (soccer) addict and will always try his best to win a game . He's great on his feet and would try to face anything that comes in his way .He is also a nice , cool , smart and a great friend to have .
Did you hear? melvin scored a hat trick!
by Melvin the great June 16, 2017
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Melvin

Even tho he can be a bitch sometimes he is still caring but all he wants from his girlfriend is sex and when he has a girlfriend he is a cheater and he gets a girl pregnant and he does not help her or even go to the hospital for the baby he is a alcoholic too no one has ever seen him sober so if u know a Melvin then just say fuck off because he is a asshole..
Hey Jessie do u want t go to Melvin’s house?
Oh hell no he is a bitch
by Erhsgdvd November 20, 2018
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Melvin

Verb: to melvin someone is to stick your finger in their bum, before which you should 'melvin' and then make a rasping noise with your tongue (i.e. blow a raspberry) as you insert your finger. To melvin your opponent automatically hands you the victory in any fight or physical contest.
'I was having a good grapple with Mo the other day, but then he melvinned me and i lost'
'I'm going to melvin andy to get back at him for throwing that water over me'
by OllieTech February 12, 2010
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Melvin

A Melvin is when an adolescent Barfs, Pee's, Shits, And jizz's into a plastic bag, then places it into a brown paper bag and lights it on fire after placing it onto a rivals front porch. After so, Rings the doorbell and runs.
I hella lit a melvin on that dicks porch last night with a couple of buds.
by Michael Bybee April 5, 2008
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Melvin

Someone that harps on people for not following overlooked, unimportant rules.
Person A: You're not allowed to smoke on school property!
Person B: Yeah, but we do it anyway. What a melvin.
by Karnokoto November 9, 2008
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Melvin

An ugly Indian who looks autistic he is annoying. He has a British accent.
Ewe it's Melvin. No one likes him. He annoying asf. He thinks he is so cool. He is a jackass that should die.
by PRTEEN_FROM OHIO April 26, 2019
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