Better know as “mason moniz”. From the discreet town of Cumberland Rhode Island. Mason grew up here for 10 years until he got his name “meef”. He liked the name meef and he basically took it away from everyone else cuz he’s a fucking beast
by masedakid September 22, 2020
When a partner blows air into your urethra causing a fart like noise as the pressure escapes. The male version of a queef.
by Jersey Jenn December 02, 2020
Phallic flatulence
High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.
See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis
Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.
See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis
Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.
Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?
No I meefed.
Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.
Plural- Meefs
Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?
No I meefed.
Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.
Plural- Meefs
Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
by TopherAssMan August 01, 2021
Meef (male queef) - When an individual uses a can of compressed air to blow air up inside his urethra, in order to produce a farting noise using only the male genitalia.
Person 1 : "How can I get into Meefing??"
Person 2 : "Grab a can of Dust-off™, and let me show you!"
Person 2 : "Grab a can of Dust-off™, and let me show you!"
by Sperm_donor April 23, 2021
Taking a baby by the legs and bashing it into a wall. The Spartans did this to their defective children. Also follows the cult named The Brotherhood of Meef
Hey Achilles, have you MEEFED your child yet? No what does that mean? Well when a child is born and is retarded you take it by the legs and bash it into the wall, or as we call it Meefing. Ah I see I shall go do that now.
by Deity of the Brotherhood of Me December 16, 2019