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Meef

A noun and a verb. Used to describe literally anything.
(Noun) Ex. Jon is a dirty meef
(Verb) Ex. We’re just meefinaround
by rywood February 21, 2019
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Meef

Noun; It's Beef Jerky and Milk.
Hey Man, do you got any Meef in your refrigerator? I'm kind of hungry.
by KarmaKittens July 17, 2020
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Meef

A way to relate to something

me AF but spelled MEEF
I’m so tired I got no sleep last night” “Meef “
by Kronk$$ February 23, 2023
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Meefing

Taking a baby by the legs and bashing it into a wall. The Spartans did this to their defective children. Also follows the cult named The Brotherhood of Meef
Hey Achilles, have you MEEFED your child yet? No what does that mean? Well when a child is born and is retarded you take it by the legs and bash it into the wall, or as we call it Meefing. Ah I see I shall go do that now.
by Deity of the Brotherhood of Me December 15, 2019
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Meef

1. A word to say when you have nothing else to say.

2. Used when watching a sporting event and the other team just barely wins.

3. Skank, Bitch, or Whore. Used esp. with describing dates.
1. Mike: Who're you going to vote for?
Spencer: Uh, meef.

2. John: Yes! They're going to win! What? no, that wasn't a foul! Meef! HTF did they make that? Meef again! Shit, we lost!

3. Mike: How'd the date go?
John: Not too good. She's a goddamn meef.
by AgentKarma April 9, 2022
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Bayside Meef

The discharge that comes out after vomiting into a dead dogs asshole and skull fucking it into oblivion
I need to get this bayside meef off of my shorts, anyone have any bleach?
by Fretti October 18, 2017
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Meef

Phallic flatulence

High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.

See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis

Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.

Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?

No I meefed.

Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.

Plural- Meefs

Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
by TopherAssMan July 31, 2021
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