Bayside Meef

The discharge that comes out after vomiting into a dead dogs asshole and skull fucking it into oblivion

I need to get this bayside meef off of my shorts, anyone have any bleach?

by Fretti October 18, 2017

Meefing

Taking a baby by the legs and bashing it into a wall. The Spartans did this to their defective children. Also follows the cult named The Brotherhood of Meef

Hey Achilles, have you MEEFED your child yet? No what does that mean? Well when a child is born and is retarded you take it by the legs and bash it into the wall, or as we call it Meefing. Ah I see I shall go do that now.

by Deity of the Brotherhood of Me December 15, 2019

meef

A shortening of “minced meat”. It is most commonly used by British people whilst cooking or referring to minced meat.

“BAM! Inside your pocket, is 500mg of meef!”

by just@krim November 12, 2025

Meef

Meef; something that is stinky and hot

Why do I always smell like MEEF after eating inside Subway? Why is it so meefy in this theater?

by hot honez February 2, 2024

Meef

A way to relate to something

me AF but spelled MEEF

“I’m so tired I got no sleep last night” “Meef “

by Kronk$$ February 23, 2023

Meef

Noun; It's Beef Jerky and Milk.

Hey Man, do you got any Meef in your refrigerator? I'm kind of hungry.

by KarmaKittens July 17, 2020

Meef

Moose meat typically ground and put into meatloaf (meef loaf) and enjoyed by all! Cows make beef therefore moose make meef

Also used to discribe how girthy a moose is

This meef is amazing! Thanks mom!

The meefy afterbirth of this meatloaf is quite nice, immaculate if you will!

That moose is meef he would make so much meef for my meatloaf!

by Meef Enthusiasts May 27, 2021