Mayhem

Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.

"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"

"Nah wassup what'd he do?"

"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."

"What a fucking weirdo."

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Mayhem

Trouble, chaos, madness, a living demon.

If a person likes to be called ’Mayhem’ it means you need to watch them, carefully. If left unsupervised, take cover, you’re gonna need it! They love to prank people but don't want anyone hurt as a result of one of their pranks, only to be mildly annoyed at them. Mayhem's love to cause trouble and are always planning pranks.

Person: oh no it's Mayhem!

Person2: who left them unsupervised!?!?

Mayhem: *pranking the fuck out of everyone*

by HowlingMadMayhem November 20, 2020

Mayhem

A demented chaotic intelligent but dickish and often full of himself character/person.

Damn whose that? He's kinda weird
Oh he's just Mayhem he's always like that

by Homicid3 July 4, 2023

chicken mayhem

The act of eating large quantities of chicken and stashing the leftover bones under the duvet of a friend's bed, even though they let you sleep over for the night.

Person 1: "Got into bed last night and felt something scratch my legs and balls. Looked under the covers to find the sheets covered in chicken bones and Raggae Raggae sauce! Who the fuck put all that there?!"

Person 2: "Sounds like Ollie's pulled a chicken mayhem on you mate."

by ukclaX October 27, 2017

Mayhem

An electro house alias owned by Emma Essex.

Bro, Mayhem's music is a vibe!

by Lunaah September 5, 2022

Mary Mayhem

The most epically hot emo girl ever! With big green eyes and black and purple hair. The best girlfriend ever. The most kind and caring girl, never turns her back on anyone. Friend or enemy. Total Grammar-Nazi... Looking over my shoulder as I type this... -__-

My girlfriend, Mary Mayhem, is the best ever!:D

by AlexanderCannibel November 13, 2011

Mayhem

The most handsome and pretty human to walk the planet. Best bass player and tends to have red hair and pretty eyes with the best eyeliner you've ever laid eyes on.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Mayhem?
Person 2: Yeah dude they looked so good today!

by manliest wife November 22, 2021