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Malcolm Beveridge

You a Malcolm Beveridge
by Iggy Italian July 6, 2018
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mancological

when Jada is the hottest human and everyone loves her but she is still a single pringle because in reality no one actually does love her at all. - yes I mean Jada costa
jada is mancological
by a bum fetish June 8, 2020
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Malcolm X-ing

The act of standing at a window from the side looking out. Typically a living room window. Derived from Malcolm X looking out of a window holding an AK-47
“Bruh why are you Malcolm X-ing at the window.”

“My ex been threatening my whip bruh.. I’ll be damned if she fuck my shit up
by Jhart777 February 22, 2021
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Malcolm

The best boyfriend in the whole world. Future husband, and soul mate. He loves his girlfriend with all of his heart and she loves him the same way. He reminds her that shes beautiful and always tells her he loves her. He is kind, athletic, caring, loving, handsome, sexy, and the best guy a girl could ever wish for.
Malcolm: You are so beautiful.
Girl: Awwww you're so sweet.
Malcolm: I love you so much.
Girl: I love you too!
by Malcolmlover<3 January 24, 2010
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Mayolube

A kind of home-made lube used by really cheap whores. Completely edible.
The key ingredients to mayolube are;

-Mayonnaise

-Ketchup

-Cooking Oil

It has also been known to contain;

-Cheese

-Pepper

-Period Blood

-Ice Cream

-Soy sauce

Also commonly referred to as "mayoluba"
Ohh yeah baby rub that mayolube on my dick haaard!!
by MrsJoosyLoosy September 29, 2011
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The Mighty Malcolm

When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.
Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?
by blumpkin27 October 30, 2011
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pull a Malcolm

To push over someone unexpectedly and start punching them in the face. Usually is spontaneous.
I'm about to pull a Malcolm on that guy, thinking he can steal money like that!!
by jcow3 June 1, 2011
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