KYLE MAYNARD

A guy who knows nothing about football

Kyle Maynard: Liverpool won 1-0
Gus: shut up kyle you know nothing about football why don't you go die or something
Kyle: lol

by mashupawesome November 23, 2021

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 29, 2008

Maynarding

The act of having an affair with a married co-worker.

"Hey, did you hear Robbie is maynarding Chris's wife"

by Wonktaht July 11, 2014

Maynard

A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person

Guy 1: Why is that guy walking his cat?
Guy 2: It's a Maynard.

by Yo It's Bruce October 16, 2012

Maytard

1) The little black ball characters from Ristar

2) Much like the word smurf able to be used in replacement of any verb, adjective or noun.

Can be used in both a friendly or offensive way

'I can't believe I just got taken out by that maytard'
'That film was totally maytard'
'I wish I was maytardly brilliant'

by FelixHallum December 9, 2008

Mayaa

Mayaa is the type of girl YOU would have a crush on but she’ll never be your girlfriend. You don’t really have a chance because literally every likes her.. Mayaa is the type to be quiet, keeps to herself, intimidating, is a loser, and cute. she also has good grades and is very athletic. But there’s a dark side to people who have the name Mayaa, they’re very cocky and think they’re better than everyone at what they do, which is true, they are better.. but like to sum it up if your names Mayaa you’re cute and literally everyone wants to f you.

mayaa is a loser

by __a.l.d.1234__ June 1, 2021

maynard

A sexually frustrated manatee with internet access that has a tendency to create weird meme pages on facebook because its not getting laid enough.

Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"

"Fucking hell, some maynards made another page"

"Omg what a maynard"

by chyeahyeah11 June 12, 2014