maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.
That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.
by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009
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maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.
Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.
by rperazag May 06, 2010
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maximum fart capacity

The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".
Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.
by Kyle5 December 25, 2009
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The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.
Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
by Two Hep Cats October 17, 2009
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Swagged out to the Maximum

When your swagg is so great that the second you walk into a room bitches are on your dick
bitch#1-omg look its Mic and Alex!

bitch#2-yea they are so swagged out to the maximum! lets go suck their dicks!

bitch#1-yea!
by Olie24 April 18, 2011
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Maximum Over-Rustle

a phrase used to describe the highest level of discontent and discomfort. a varient of "That really Rustled My Jimmies"
Steve: Hey Jon! did you hear what happened to Rick? Leo beat him up at my party last night.

Jom: wow, Leo must have been Maximum Over-Rustled to do something like that.
by Bruce Brewsky April 25, 2013
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maximum douche capacity

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.
1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"
by Pat Owen October 23, 2008
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