Maximum Rizz

In a way of describing a person that gets all bitches

Giorno: Ayooooo broooooo you got MAXIMUM rizz

Jotaro: Fr fr

by IMMA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST December 8, 2022

maximum effort

The point in which you have been sitting on the toilet, constipated for 7 hours straight, and haven't even managed to pinch out a little tootsie roll after eating KFC fried chicken for breakfast. All the sudden, you realize it's 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's time to move on with your pathetic and ever so boring and stupid existence, you let out a fucking war cry, shouting out "MAXIMUM EFFORT" start holding your breath as hard as you can, while you release the KFC crackin into the abyss of Davy Jones' locker, followed by the guy sitting in the stall to your right shouting "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO POOP HERE"

Dude, I was on the shitter all day yesterday, I had to pull a maximum effort

by Sgt.unicorn June 26, 2017

Maximum Rock 'n' Roll

the holy bible of DIY punk rock, if you don't read Maximum Rock'n' Roll & you claim to be punk chances are you're a fucking poser!

I read the latest issue of Maximum Rock 'n' Roll & there was an interview with MDC that I thought was quite thought provoking.

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

maximum bogocity

the quality or state of being bogus to the ultimate extent; totally bogus

Maximum bogocity, dude!

by jdm November 5, 2002

maximum hornage

The ultimate amount of hornage.

Those dirty, fucking hackers in the Irish bar achieved maximum hornage, which made us leave.

by trolololololololololololololo October 27, 2010

maximum bueno

no more amount of bueno could be obtained... it would be impossible...

my two adorable mini friends hugged... it is maximum bueno...

by Grandpa Asian August 2, 2012

Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014

"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"

by LancasterGary April 30, 2014