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The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.
"I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night."
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 19, 2008
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mudit

brown white asian boy who is owned by puneet
also see: fatty #9
Mutant Mudit likes to accumulate dilapidated carnage and festoon it on his paraphernalia in a conspiracy to simultaneously burnish and eat the potent chicken which is himself
by chick3npotato March 28, 2004
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Maurits

Maurits? You mean that fokin slag little bitch boy?
by ur little mommy November 21, 2021
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mauritz

n00b it's just like n00b, maybe even worse
do you see that boy?
He's a real mauritz!
by cooldude April 25, 2005
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Maurits

Maurits is a guy who is a little emasculated cunt who girls dont like
"Yoo, you hear Maurits got spanked by the maths teacher"
"Yea maurits that little bitch got pounded by miss olivera man"
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Mauritanian

Literally: a person from the french speaking African country Mauritania.

Figuratively: A skinny man who prefers fat women.

In the Islamic Republic of Mauritania, fat and Rubenesque women are sexy and desirable. So much so, that instead of the crash diet of the West, they have a similar but opposite program: crash feeding or "gavage," where girls as young as 5 years old are force-fed milk, cream, butter, couscous and other calorie-rich food:

Girls as young as 5 and as old as 19 had to drink up to five gallons of fat-rich camel’s or cow’s milk daily, aiming for silvery stretch marks on their upper arms. If a girl refused or vomited, the village weight-gain specialist might squeeze her foot between sticks, pull her ear, pinch her inner thigh, bend her finger backward or force her to drink her own vomit. In extreme cases, girls died.

Interestingly, the ideal man is skinny (Mauritanians view portly men as womanish and lazy).
Guy 1: Yea Darells got him self a new house.

Guy 2: Really a new house?!

Guy 1: No man, the house is his new bitch!

Guy 2: Aww man! That nigga must be Mauritanian!
by romanwinchester July 31, 2009
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Maudib

Noun: An extremely sensitive, but hairy hobbit like creature affected by an acute genetic condition that generally affects the lower half of the body. Symptoms may include general shrinkage of male organs, wearing of a maid's outfit, dropping off the face of the Earth, and the total and irreversible loss of all HALO skill.
Dude, that guy totally sucks at HALO ... what a Maudib.
by The Q May 3, 2005
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