matilda incident

when you get super drunk (on a school trip) and you have to leave the party. But then your friend gives you passata(pomidorowa) and your vomit looks like raindbow. Then you get caught by your teacher with your head in the backet filled with pink vomit.

Person 1: Do you want to repeate the matilda incident?
Matilda: Yes, give me passata(pomidorowa).

by edrop November 21, 2021

Matilda

Matilda is a German girl’s name meaning “battle mighty”. Matilda is an independent, intelligent, and adventurous woman who loves plants more than she loves people. She has brown hair but wishes she were blonde. She is creative but a perfectionist, and has very high standards for herself and everything around her. Matilda is in touch with nature and a woman of science, with little tolerance for ignorance.

Nicknames for Matilda include Tilda for the eccentric, Mattie for the shy, Tilly for the bold, and Til for the witty.

“Has anyone seen Matilda?”

“She’s probably somewhere out in the woods hugging trees or something.”

by Apricity.Sage November 25, 2021

Matilda

Matilda is normally a very bright girl. She is very beautiful and can be very bright at times. The only fault is sometimes she may be hiding her emotions. Everyone needs a Matilda in their life to help them. -Follow me on insta “x.ellie_dias.x”

Matilda is a very smart girl.

by Insta: x.ellie_dias.x October 27, 2019

Matilda Janković

The absolute best and hottest human being to have ever existed in the known universe.

Person 1:Hey i feel cool and hot vibes.
Person 2:Oh Matilda Janković must be around!!

by Uhhh...def not kikirx... December 18, 2020

the matilda character

when the main character of a show/movie is treated like shit and just takes the pain till they breakdown in tears

Nadine in “the edge of seventeen” is the matilda character

by www.pimpdaddy.com July 29, 2022

Matilda

Matilda is an incredibly talented, extremely intelligent and unique woman. She loves dark humour but will brighten anyone's day with her optimistic attitude. She's exceptional in and out of bed. She is quite quiet and rather shy, stubborn, forward-thinking and, mysterious while being incredibly hot and sexy. All round, she is the perfect woman. Her broad accent, and her adventurous attitude and flirtatious demeanour will make anyone's heart melt in an instant.

Damn who's that gorgeous woman?

That must be Matilda!

by Why do you keep reading this? June 27, 2022

matilda

matlda i s a angy bid that wite

Duh. This is clearly satire, you potato. I clearly wouldnt offend matilda like that, misspelling her name.

by Omskmapping August 10, 2022