by paddy matafaka ubb February 28, 2011
Get the Matafaka mug.Mata Hari was a beautiful spy that was playing both sides of the field (Double Agent).
Born 1876 Mata was a Dutch exotic dancer and a famous courtesan who was executed in 1917 by firing squad by the French for espionage during World War I i.e. Mata was a (French & German Spy)
It is said upon her execution that she flung off her coat to expose a naked body to the firing squad.
Even at the age of 41; Mata, although not as young and beautiful as she once was, still had many high ranking military officers, politicians, royalty and other people of influence begging for her love and lust.
Mata used eroticism and read many books like the Indian Kama Sutra to help her accomplish a prima donna sex status. Other's include the biography of Cleopatra, Jezebel and other famous sensual females who commanded high sexual prowess.
Mata Hari means - Mother of God in Sanskrit and Eye of Dawn in Indonesian.
Mata was mostly famous for taking her clothes off as an Oriental dancer. At the time Mata was survived by her only daughter (son murdered by poison by disgruntled housekeeper in Java, Indonesia).
In the movie Casino Royale Mata Hari and James Bond (007) have a child called Mata Bond.
Born 1876 Mata was a Dutch exotic dancer and a famous courtesan who was executed in 1917 by firing squad by the French for espionage during World War I i.e. Mata was a (French & German Spy)
It is said upon her execution that she flung off her coat to expose a naked body to the firing squad.
Even at the age of 41; Mata, although not as young and beautiful as she once was, still had many high ranking military officers, politicians, royalty and other people of influence begging for her love and lust.
Mata used eroticism and read many books like the Indian Kama Sutra to help her accomplish a prima donna sex status. Other's include the biography of Cleopatra, Jezebel and other famous sensual females who commanded high sexual prowess.
Mata Hari means - Mother of God in Sanskrit and Eye of Dawn in Indonesian.
Mata was mostly famous for taking her clothes off as an Oriental dancer. At the time Mata was survived by her only daughter (son murdered by poison by disgruntled housekeeper in Java, Indonesia).
In the movie Casino Royale Mata Hari and James Bond (007) have a child called Mata Bond.
Mata Hari was a bit like Delilah (AKA Samson and Delilah). $$$ was her downfall and destruction.
Mata Hari had a bad habit of losing her clothes while she danced ;)
During the year 2000 a new trial was lodged with the French courts to clear Mata Hari's name. The legal fight continues to this day for important classified documents from both France, U.K and Germany to be shown to the public.
Mata Hari had a bad habit of losing her clothes while she danced ;)
During the year 2000 a new trial was lodged with the French courts to clear Mata Hari's name. The legal fight continues to this day for important classified documents from both France, U.K and Germany to be shown to the public.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Mata Hari mug.A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.
Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.
by Homothug45 October 27, 2011
Get the The Naked Matador mug.Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.
* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities
Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.
* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities
Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.
Efrain: Babe, I really want you.
Tess: I am on my period :/
Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.
Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)
Tess: I am on my period :/
Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.
Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)
by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014
Get the Matador mug.An extinct type of cannabis that was found in Mantanuska Valley, Alaska. farmers grew this strain during summer which had almost 24 hours of sunlight and left out for one frost for the THC potency to reach maximum potential. can appear to be green, purple, and even white, and in rare cases, blue. The Mantanuska Thunderfuck is extremely potent and is a legendary strain and is now suceeded by the Mantanuska Tundra.
Matanuska Thunderfuck is extinct but you can grab some Matanuska Tundra which it is a little less potent.
by easy chang October 23, 2007
Get the Matanuska Thunderfuck mug.The Matanuska Valley, located in South Central Alaska, is one of two huge valleys. Susitna being the other which form the Matanuska-Susitna Borough. Both valleys were formed by three seperate glaciers grinding down and carving through the mountains over millions of years.
The extremely nutrient-rich, soils in this area are due to the volcanic activity combining with the glacier's deep churning of the soil. Between the rich soil and the long days of sunlight in the summer, the area has become world renown for it's gigantic vegetables and it's famed cannabis.
Although, The Matanuska and Susitna valleys combine to form one area. The two valleys are often thought of as being seperate, Matanuska being developed mainly for farming which isn't the case with Susitna.
Palmer, which is were the Alaska State Fair is held, is often thought of as being the official center and the Gem of the Matanuska Valley.
The extremely nutrient-rich, soils in this area are due to the volcanic activity combining with the glacier's deep churning of the soil. Between the rich soil and the long days of sunlight in the summer, the area has become world renown for it's gigantic vegetables and it's famed cannabis.
Although, The Matanuska and Susitna valleys combine to form one area. The two valleys are often thought of as being seperate, Matanuska being developed mainly for farming which isn't the case with Susitna.
Palmer, which is were the Alaska State Fair is held, is often thought of as being the official center and the Gem of the Matanuska Valley.
by Lazy Mountain boy April 10, 2010
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