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Facebook Masturbater

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused
dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.
by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010
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mastubate

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.
That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!
by lizaah May 20, 2006
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Masturbate

To touch oneself until an orgasm is reached.
Males grab their cock and stroke.
Females finger themselves, or use a dildo, or vibrator, or a hot dog...
We all do it, don't deny it.
Bob had to masturbate all the time because he was too creepy to get laid.
Jane would rather masturbate, because she can't risk getting a bun in her oven. Although, she's had her eye on Bob for a while...
by ChEeSe Is GoOd October 6, 2006
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compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
by thee definer;) March 15, 2014
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masturbate

When a man or woman, uses a body part to allow themselves sexual pleasure.

Masturbation often results in a mess of genital fluids. These fluids can be used in many ways such as glue, fertilization, or even for a sweet taste.

To masturbate in a male would be to grap your penis and rub it up and down in a continuous motion.

To masturbate in a female would be to either rub you vagina up and down with a few fingers or to stick a long straight peice of plastic in the shape of a penis(a dildo) in the vagina and pull up and down.
Sex can wait...Masturbate!

If it hurts...stop
by The Constipator May 13, 2005
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masturbate

What you do when there is nothing to do.
When I woke up in the middle of the night, I took off my clothes and started to masturbate.
by KawaiiAnime November 2, 2003
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MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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