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maryland avenue montessori

a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)

A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”
by An angry teen December 9, 2021
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Surprise Marlin

When you are fucking your girl, and you stick your fingure in her butt hole to perk her up. Then take you other hand and stick it in her mouth just like you caught a giant marlin. Once your finger is in her mouth your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture, of your giant catch.
Danny: dude you will never guess what i did to monique.
Stan: Aww man what could do to that whale?
Danny: I gave her a surprise marlin, Big Tom took the pic.
Stan: Dude that is sick i wish i could do that.
Danny: in time you will, in time you will...
by catch of the day 1968 November 27, 2009
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Edgewood, Maryland

Edgewood, Maryland is a suburb of Baltimore, north east of Baltimore up in Harford County. Edgewood is essentially Baltimore with 20k people and less shootings. The entire town is a giant depressing hood full of ghetto hoodrats, drugs, crime and run down homes/businesses. Edgewood, like most Southern Harford, sucks. Just stay away from it.
Edgewood, Maryland is a if Baltimore and Denver had a child.
by Grsaekar November 18, 2018
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maylina

A girl who is sweet and caring. She is fucking beautiful and will most definitely make u smile. She is also sexy asf like nfs.Get u a Maylina🤘🏼
"Get urself a maylina"
by Blehh🤘🏼 March 18, 2017
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Maylinn

Maylinn's are the most beautiful girls you can find. You get the best of both worlds. A perfect combination, often half asian.

Maylinn's are lojal, smart, honest and beautiful. She always takes care of her friends and family. She's so funny, you'll never get tierd of her.

You are happy if you have a Maylinn, she is a keeper.
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I wish I had Maylinn
by Carbcoma July 20, 2011
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mariline

Mariline is usually spelled 'Marilyn' but there are Marilines in the world. They are smart, cool, funny, weird enough to be in a mental hospital, and sensitive. They can also be used as a adjective, or noun!
Adj: You are soo Mariline. Let's chill later
Noun: Hi, you must be Mariline
by The Dictionary Ruler. July 18, 2014
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Maryland

A cute little state, you usually don't look at it first on the map. We aren't super southern, though 75% of the inhabitants think we are, and we aren't too northern. And due to common misconceptions, we do have accents, it all depends which part you're in, or if you just moved here. Some say things like "Warshington" or "wooder" and we round out words, like "Baldamore" instead of "Baltimore". And most of us don't say the "D" in Maryland. If you notice the way most poorly educated school children talk, they talk extremely fast, verbally tripping over their words. Maryland school children don't know what a "school district" is, because Maryland's school systems are by county. The teenagers in small towns have their local hangouts, and their code names for their towns. Maryland has historical places, and ghettos. Majority is white, but we have places where theres lots of blacks, a few Hispanics, especially in Montgomery county. Most the whites reside in Carroll and Frederick county. All Marylanders know that PG county is the ghetto. The vacationing spot everyone goes to is Ocean City, where the kids wait and go to Senior Week, and get busted with possession of alcohol under the age of 21. Maryland also has their beloved state troopers. Frederick is the largest county in Maryland, probably because it's all farmland. Maryland is a pretty cool place to live, and it's not all boring. Come visit us, we love company! Come eat our blue crabs. !
Robber: Yo, gimme all yo money
Robee: I'm only a fisherman! All I can give you is some Maryland blue crabs!

Robber: Ok, gimme, dem, I love dat crabs.
by YayMaryland February 20, 2011
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