Markus

Markus' is the most sexy people out there, they are known for they're huge dicks and handsome face. Markus means heterosexual in latin. Markus' have a good sense of humour and if you know someone named Markus you should try to date him asap.

That guy has a big dick, that must be a Markus

by Not Markus November 7, 2018

Markus pinnau

Obsessed with the default skin in fortnite

Ur such a Markus pinnau

by Im not stupid I ain’t using my November 9, 2018

markus

markus is the biggest shagger in town. he is so shaggy and lazy. markus would probably float on top of water because he is the biggest shagger in town. nobody is a bigger sagger then markus

markus is the biggest shagger in town

by konsky March 16, 2019

Markus

Probably a good dad. Looks like a dad.

-Hey! you're such an Markus!
-A what?
-You're an Markus Harry.

by M0rn1ngw00d May 18, 2018

Markus

Smallest cock ever. Save your time.

A: Ayo saw that dude?
B: Yeah, deffo Markus

by sssalt January 23, 2023

markus

he’ll leave u on opened and with absolutely ignore u most of the time; dont trust him

“dude, markus left me on opened again!”
“nahh jit playing. fr?”
“yes! i’m gonna cry.”

by arilovesu January 25, 2023

Markus

This man gets all the hoes, bitches, women, trannys, latinas, snowbunnies, asians, and anything with any feminine characteristics. This man has a large cock (10+ Inches) and everyone wants to be him. He gets the respect of anyone who is lucky enough to cross him.

OMG Markus!!! I want to slob on your knob! How do you last long enough to get through the entire female population???!!!!

by pimpniggalord696969 November 19, 2023