Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

by anonymous sam January 10, 2009

Markus

That guy who you'll hear talking about Nazis, war, and hitler hentai

Mr. Paul Kolodziejlck said that Markus was talking about how the Nazis could fuck anyone over

by Internet Encryption key July 28, 2023

markus clarkus

An absolute edgelord

Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard

by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019

Markus

Markus is a synonym for a autistic black man with a huge schlong

"Look at that big black man with a huge cock! He is such a Markus"
"I want to be a Markus

by Robogamer09090909 May 9, 2023

markus hamilton

Fucking Bet

Guys :Markus sucks at basketball
Markus Hamilton: Fucking Bet (360 layup)

by Zensuke_007 December 15, 2016

Markus Thaule

The future of F1 Esports

Person 1 : Wow that guy is fast

Person 2 : He’s a Markus Thaule

by Bwoah_F1 November 23, 2021

Markus

The sexist man alive is attracted to a woman named Kai he likes to be a virgin and cry’s he like to nuder himself

I LIKE BIG MARKUS BALLS IN MY ASS

by Markus da labomanol May 20, 2022