markus sigfridson

And...The correct spelling IS....
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Markus Sigfridsson

yup markus sigfridson but with 2 s's! WOW! 2 freaking s's.
again that is
Markus Sigfridsson

by the other Joel Mascinator June 16, 2004

Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

by anonymous sam January 10, 2009

Markus

That guy who you'll hear talking about Nazis, war, and hitler hentai

Mr. Paul Kolodziejlck said that Markus was talking about how the Nazis could fuck anyone over

by Internet Encryption key July 28, 2023

Markus

Someone who is a grassy no fun blud

"Hey guys I'm not gonna play that free game" "YOU MARKUS ARE A NO FUN DIDDLY AHH GRASSY NO FUN BLUHHH"

by Diddybluhh October 25, 2025

pull a Markus

falling asleep during class and not getting caught whether that may be one class or all of them

“She did pull a Markus in Spanish class today”

by someone so amazing March 31, 2023

Markus

He is Markus , yes

Hey Markus, what's up?

Yes.

by sunghoon March 22, 2021

Markus

a sexy motha fokka ho fucks every chick with his huge cock and powerful cum shot

markus shot his amazing sperm inside of me last night

by vaginakfjfhfhr February 5, 2021