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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.
Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?

I'd rather fuck my mom
by bk baller January 18, 2011
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Marital Aid

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.
Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"
by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019
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Moritz

Moritz is very attractive and has a huge cock.
Many girls are into him and he’s basically a god.
Moritz is a true gangster
by Cocksuckerdaniel January 24, 2020
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Marito

The nature of Marito is to be a loyal friend.
If you know Marito you can be sure you will pass a great time
It's a person you can trust, laugh and say stupid things, plus he is a great teacher.
He likes to give hugs and to be informed of scientific issues.
His weaknesses are Raticates and awesome cars.

Cousin/brother of the Grinch so beware...
Basically Marito is a good choice of a friend.
OMG there goes Marito! Let's follow him!
Ha ha ha, i bet you are a Marito in pokemon...loser!

Ugh, you are in Marito mode again? DAMN!
by Iwasneverhere9624 June 13, 2013
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Mariuz

A person who is very intelligent. Knows what he is doing. Very good at giving advice. Known for his optimistic attitude. Very cute in every way.
"Mariuz is so cute"

"Oh hey Mariuz"
by nothingbutyou June 27, 2009
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harry the cube moritz

a man whos power surpasses all other in jewishness, he will rule the world of jewish tranny skateboarders when the day comes. He is a chino pants fiend, and is obsessed with ben davis, he argues with friends about they should get what they don't want, if you call harry, harry "the cube" moritz, he will pinch you like there is no tomorrow.
by jash rauh October 28, 2006
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Maritza

You must be as tall as a Maritza to hit this sign.
by fixiebikes December 22, 2008
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