Marcel

Marcel loves Vodka espacally the Puschkin Vodka

he gets always rejected by 8th graders
He calls himself car guy but dosnt even know something about cars
He loves to party

marcel has a small cock

marcel have a small cock

by druckrollen November 22, 2021

MARCEL

listen here bitches, anyone with anything nice to say about marcel has it coming for her. He is mine. He is my sweet lovely wonderful amazing boy who lights up my world with his most amazing smile in the world. And guess what? he only wants/loves me. so back off ladies. get you a second-tier marcel because i got the first and i don't plan of letting go anytime soon. So either get in line, or back the f* off.

Girl 1 : Oh he's fine !

Girl 2 : Don't look ! It's her Marcel ! She will kill all of us !

by ichbindiebeste February 26, 2023

Captain Marcel

A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.

Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.

by Shady256969 February 12, 2022

Marcelling

Simply, the dominating ability of making any couch awesome. Like climbing Everest, this skill should be the ultimate goal that you set for yourself; one that has many obstacles in the way of achieving, however, once achieved the reward is great. Should you be so lucky to see a BAMF performing this feat, consider yourself lucky.

Give that guy a cookie, because he just started marcelling.

by Frigidtoe December 25, 2017

Marcel

Just a nice and generally cool dude who will never ask a girl out due to deep trauma concerning his past.

Javi: Dude did you hear about Marcel?!
Hector: What did he actually ask out a girl?
Javi: No of course not, he won the lottery!

by bidjav123 January 2, 2022

Marcel

A fat cunt who likes to eat smegma all day long. he eats the smegma and jacks off too femboy futa. he goons all day, and after gooning he eats his smegma.

My friend ate his own smegma so i called him a Marcel

by Sigmathoswwhoknow April 21, 2025

Marcel

Marcel is an highly intellegent Person with an very hot body. He is an badass motherfucka. He does always what he says. He has an very nice character and is VERY funny and friendly.

You have a Date with Marcel!? OMG good luck

by FunInFrer January 3, 2017