someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.

OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017

manually operated imaginary person

1. (n.) Hand-held puppet.

Kermit the Frog is a manually operated imaginary person.

by mousegrass April 23, 2014

Manual Barboza

A Bozo

Stop being like Manual Barboza
Or more like manual Bozoza

by Lononini November 21, 2021

Manual

To hold one end of your board/bike up “manually” without any mechanical aid.

This is not a wheelie. This is not a stoppie.

Save the brakes for dirt bikes.

Range of difficulty:

Levels

1. 10 seconds on flat ground
2. Hill bomb
3. Around corners
4. Down a steep bank
5. Up a steep ledge
6. Down/Up Quarters
7. Throughout every transition in a park
8. After a drop taller than 5 feet to flat. Taller than 10 feet to a landing.

“Dude can manual the whole park effortlessly.”

“Mikey Tyra used to have the best nose manuals.”

“Nick nose manuals better than anyone in Crankworx.”

“Brandon Semenuk did a flip whip to manual but everyone forgets that.”

“Children can double flip at the age of 10 but don’t have enough muscle mass to flip to manual without a brake lever.”

by Rickjames420 February 11, 2025

Manual high school

A high school in Louisville where everyone is depressed and spends all day complaining.

Girl: “You go to Manual high school??”
Sleep-deprived person: *cries* “unfortunately”

by Mrs.Letti January 24, 2020

Manual Sanchez

The definition is the same as a Dirty Sanchez; however the act is performed by hand.

Gross!! it looks like you gave her a Dirty Sanchez!!
Oh no. I didn't want to get my peter all sticky, so I gave her a Manual Sanchez instead.

by Sparky322 January 5, 2015

manual metabolism

T1D (Type 1 diabetes mellitus) It’s kinda like you drive an automatic, but I gotta clutch (test my blood sugar) and shift (inject or infuse insulin) if I wanna go (eat).

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People who grab a McD’s without needing to obsess about their blood sugar don’t have manual metabolism. They may try to empathize but eventually get bored or distracted.

by treeguywussp January 13, 2023