Let Me Speak To Your Manager

The classic phrase of a Karen when they get mad (basically, every five minutes)

Random girl *on the phone*: Hóla Mama! ¿Quieres algo en la tienda?
Karen: HEY, LITTLE GIRL, THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK FRICKING ENGLISH!
Girl: No uuuuuu
Karen: DID YOU JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?!?!?
Girl: Ummm, yeah, that’s how a conversation works, Karen
Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Girl: ........ I’m a kid

by MemeFace November 9, 2020

soccer manager

Two senior girls who manage a boys' soccer team that are in charge of getting water, washing pinneys, counting the soccer balls, taking statistics, trash talking the other team, eye candy, etc.

Usually flirted with and whistled at by the other team

Also known as a dome squad and their team loves them forever as they tweet about them constantly.

Most often they end up dating/hooking up with the players after the season is over.

The absolute sexiest and most amazing girls in the school.

Midfielder: where's our soccer manager Tess when you need her?
Defense: she's filling water bottles.
Goalie: Damn she fine!

Midfielder: what's our soccer manager Emma doing?
Defense: taking score of the game.
Goalie: Damn she smart!

Emma: Tess i can't wait for the soccer game today!
Tess: me neither! let's wear booty shorts!
Emma: hey did you see Will's tweet about us? We're the dome squad now.
Tess: that's when you know you've made it.

Defense: Oh man, I hooked up with Tess last weekend. Best night of my life!
Midfielder: Nice bro! I hooked up with Emma last weekend. She's so awesome!
Defense: Good thing the season's over bro so we can hook up with the soccer managers now.
Midfielder: Yeah man -- once you go manager...you can't go back.

by T-dawg17 April 17, 2012

IMRL Manager

DEFINITION:

IMRL MANAGER: The marine who tracks specialized test equipment, (imrl gear) for the maintenance departments in all aviation squadrons in the NAVY and Marine Corps. Usually works in Tool Room.

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IMRL MANAGER: The marine assumed to be responsible for EVERYTHING, because no one understands for sure what they do. Most often thought to be associated with tools, HAZMAT, or supply.

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IMRL MANAGER: The hardest working marine in the squadron who is constantly presumed to be a lazy shitbag because no one knows what they do.

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IMRL MANAGER: The marine to blame for everything that goes wrong.

EXAMPLES:

Marine 1) Hey we broke all these tools for no reason, lets go ask the IMRL Manager to fix it, she's been at work for the last 72 hours but I'm sure she isn't busy.

Marine 2) Hey we didn't make our flight hours this week, it's definately that imrl Manager's fault.

Marine 3) Hey supply hasn't brought us any of the staplers we ordered. Let's complain to the IMRL manager, i think that's part of his job.

by Marine227 August 31, 2010

Upper Management

1. A group of people with large egos, lack of vision, and a growing disconnect between their employees and the well being of their organization.

2. A single member of Upper Management is colloquially known as a "non-contributing fuck."

Upper Management denied Janice a living wage increase and vacation time, but felt it was in the company's best interest to spend time 'building bridges' at the Emirates Palace in Abu Dhabi. The cost was over $300,000 for a month's stay.

by The Original Running Sloth October 23, 2013

drive-by management

A management style bearing the characteristics of a drive-by shooting. Typically, this involves firing off pointers at subordinates with a total lack of regard for accuracy or willingness to take personal responsibility. The manager will then make a quick getaway without accomplishing anything.

Ken got hit with drive-by management when his supervisor blew past with a coffee mug and offered his two cents.

by lankage May 2, 2011

Task managered

To be task managered:
Having your computer frozen by a nearby twat

In institutions such as schools, where the task manager command is disabled, by pressing and holding the keys Ctrl, Shift and Esc for a period of time it is easy to successfully freeze a colleague's computer. This causes them to lose all their work. TASK MANAGERED!

by gaaaaaaaaaay kenilworth October 8, 2009

Egg Management Fee

When you purchase an article or service and they quote you a price only to find out that there are other "Egg Managment Fee's" that are hiden or not quoted. This new phrase is taken from the Ally Bank commerical that takes eggs from the little kid without him knowing or agreeing to it. In the commercial he takes a portion of the kids eggs calling it an egg managment fee. Basicly taking something without having it acknowledged in the beginning.

You call and make a reservation at a hotel and they quote you a price of $140. You assume that the only thing left out is the tax so in your head you calculate that it is $140 plus 13% (HST) or $158.20. When you check out the hotel statment has Evironment Tax of $7.25 and a Tourist Tax of $4.25. I refer these to additional expenses as "Egg Management Fee" as these are hiden and never told to us as part of the initial room charge until we check out.

by Cribmaster September 5, 2010